lobster

Dear friends of knot working for the gala man,

As we may know:

* being 'toxic', we all are (plastic plasticine gals and bossy boyz)
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/11/manosphere-influencers-louis-theroux-documentary

* I try to be good but flail like a whale high on plastic flavoured plankton

* As a ms-fit I will never be buff or bluff. I will be olde before my time machine and dead before I am 93

Fortunately I have a cunning plan.
No plan.
Be reborn as dust.
Return to next wave.

Meanwhile and related a new unaffordable housing hotel is being built (as we toot) for the next gen of Tooting residentists. If they can hustle a 100% or more mortgage
https://tootinghistory.org.uk/category/blog/page/11/

I will be buried on the roof garden or cremated, liquidised or made into solent green (non vegan chews) or perhaps just sky buried on the streets...

Have a great day everyone. I am off for a hearty breakfast, now that it is light and the birdies are well past their dawn chorusing...

#Future #Death #Tooting #Plastic

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Dear Friends of the instant instance, As you may know: + occasionally part of the fediverse are attacked by rogue mis-governments such as the current mis-admin in USA (Useless State of America) 🌎 + The fediverse has recovery built in by our beloved creators, hosters and admins + one day god and finances willing I will have my own instance, maybe even posthumously or from a benevolent zombie... Obviously I would not be a fair admin. I put in the edit box "Have you you kicked a Nazi in the nuts" instead of the more usual 'What's on your mind' I Iz violent and illegal and non kosher. Woe is me. 💩 Be that as it may. I would welcome #anarchists of all available #genders. Support bigoted #atheists and religious types to change their opinions for #FAQ's. I would also have a troll feeding area (they taste of jerk chicken) for the famished. Other innovations would be the banning of any rules that can not be changed. Might need a Judge for that... Oh yes I have a plan (which I will abandon as soon as possible or at least regularly. If you wish to be a part of the admin team please contact someone (preferably not me) Have a great day everyone. Release the Wombles. Fredom 4 Tooting. She who dares. Wins. [lobster rambles off into the sunset]