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Log 🪵

@log@mastodon.sdf.org
mastodon 4.1.25

Big. Heavy. Wood.

I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae.

#cryptid #fictional #kayfabe #SCP #fungus #JuffoWup #absurdism #nerd #inediblemushrooms #lichen #lowfantasy #urbanfantasy #scifi

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Joined December 28, 2022
alignment:
chaotic neutral
pronouns:
it/it/its/its
free ebook:
http://log.freeshell.org/book/
politics & religion:
anarcho-capybarist, Juffo-Wuppian (Reform), socially liberal fiscally larcenous

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i have two sides...
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org · Mar 09, 2026
@puppygirlhornypost2 Car slides across both trails in dirt-track countersteer, kicking up gravel roostertails. View widens to a third route labeled "horny shitposting".
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org · Mar 09, 2026

Reminder that if your revolutionary cell has more than 5 people in it, the one that wants everyone to stop reading, writing, talking, and peacefully protesting and JUST DO SOMETHING is the cop and/or informant. Don't tell them about the things you're *doing* and continue to torture them with extra reading assignments.

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Boosted by Charlie Stross @cstross@wandering.shop
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org · Feb 25, 2026
@grickle@mstdn.social In sunken Ry'leh, dread Cthulhu sits, scrolling. That dread geometry, that cornerless rectangle, a window into madness.
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org · Jan 28, 2026
Look, legislatures, if you want proof of citizenship at the time of voting, you have to also do instant automatic registration, at the polling place, on election day, whenever people show it, and waive all fees for everyone's proof-of-citizenship documents. You can't bring poll taxes back in through the back door, and you can't demand time to verify documentation that's just going to be shoved in the pollworkers' faces on the day anyway. #USPol
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@cstross@wandering.shop
LLMs are spam generators. That is all. They're designed to generate plausibly human-like text well enough to pass a generic Turing Test. That's why people believe they're "intelligent". But really, al
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org · Jan 16, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop All lines converge toward a single spamishing point.
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I'm calling this a joke image (whether AI or photoshop) simply because of the last word in the description. No, really. https://meow.social/@frummidge/109769635350464091
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org · Dec 29, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop Up the fear factor by depicting it as plugged in via male-to-male "power patch cable" from any of the 66 outlets to a wall outlet.
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org · Dec 14, 2025
@skeletor@mas.to Nobody is allowed to talk about Eternian politics on truce nights, and nobody is allowed to sing anything from "Cats" when it's also a karaoke night. Unless Cringer and Panthor do a drunk duet, because that makes it funny, especially because she still hasn't realized he's also Battlecat.
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Today's Journey in Enshittification: I'm trying to pay a guy and NOTHING is working? Sent the check through the mail: It didn't arrive. Venmo: It worked! Once! Refuses a repeat performance with "techn
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org

Big. Heavy. Wood. I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae. # cryptid # fictional # kayfabe # SCP # fungus # JuffoWup # absurdism # nerd # inediblemushrooms # lichen # lowfantasy # urbanfantasy # scifi

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@log@mastodon.sdf.org · Dec 12, 2025
@sarahtaber@mastodon.online You could run for office and campaign on... oh, wait. Also, I don't think Linux would help here, when clearly payments clearing needs to be on a realtime OS like Zephyr. There is a certain type of person for whom not being able to pay someone is as stressful or more stressful than not getting paid, and we need more of them to control the movements of money.
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