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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:

@m4iler@infosec.exchange
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IT, #security. #Privacy and #OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan.

"There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers"

I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you.

I own three axes.

I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
@m4iler@infosec.exchange · Feb 28, 2026

Walking pads are not bad! Just jogged around 3km on one, and it was good. No cold air, no stress about running back, just a slow jog.

#WeHackHealth

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
@m4iler@infosec.exchange · Feb 28, 2026

Ah yes. The two hours of sleep.

02:30 AM: Fall asleep, get harassed by a friend for "not knowing how to drink"
04:30 AM: Said friends starts coughing and tossing up his breakfast, lunch and dinner.
04:45 AM: Flat owner draws a dick on his forehead in something like a graffiti pen.

Overall, a good wake up.

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
@m4iler@infosec.exchange · Feb 27, 2026

Cool. Cool. No, it's cool.

Got two tickets to the theater and no one I could ask openly and just fine can go.

Is it weird if I invite someone to a play?

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

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@m4iler@infosec.exchange · Feb 27, 2026

Tired: Netflix and chill
Wired: Shrek and calisthenics

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

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@m4iler@infosec.exchange · Feb 24, 2026

For euro cylinders, electrician's tape can help organize keyways. I now have a set of cylinders with "tape" and "no-tape" sides and I can pick first the tape, then the no tape. This way I have a way to at least know I didn't touch the same keyway twice in one session.

Sure, the lock is asymmetrical, but hell, this looks more obvious.

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
@m4iler@infosec.exchange · Feb 24, 2026

5$ per ehro cylinder? A new, simple lock?

I bought a dozen.

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

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@m4iler@infosec.exchange · Feb 23, 2026

All righty then! Some of you knew this and didn't tell me. Some of you didn't, you're off the hook...

HOW THE FUCK IS A 7.5km/h JOG MORE COMFORTABLE THAN A 6km/h MARCH?!

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN!

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
@m4iler@infosec.exchange · Feb 23, 2026

I have become a cited source, apparently.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social how did I deserve this honor?

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

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@m4iler@infosec.exchange · Feb 23, 2026

Pull day today. I am honestly excited.

My body is ready.
I will pepper my angus.
Rows, pulldowns, RDL, farmer's carry, all topped off with 12-18 mins of interval running.

First I wreck myself, then I demolish the chicken breast I prepared last night.

The back WILL grow. Under pain of death if necessary!

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
@m4iler@infosec.exchange · Feb 22, 2026

A colleague lent me 6 of his locks. I lent him 4 of mine, I believe.

Now I picked 4 of his. He picked 2 of mine.

WOOOO!!! 66% SUCCESS RATE!

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

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@m4iler@infosec.exchange · Feb 22, 2026

I may have an issue.

No other way to make sure than buy more. Opened these, picked them, and I'm ready for any meetup that may come.

These are level 1, so no security pins, and they're not going into any door. I did keep the keys, though, just in case someone needs "just any old lock" to keep a door closed temporarily

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

infosec.exchange
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

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@m4iler@infosec.exchange · Feb 22, 2026

Welp, time to go in the kitchen and make some chicken.

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

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m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
m4iler the Saboteur :debian: :t_blink:
@m4iler@infosec.exchange

IT, # security . # Privacy and # OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan. "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers" I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you. I own three axes. I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm

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@m4iler@infosec.exchange · Feb 14, 2026

After action report: Done (for you)
After action report for the client: Almost done.

I want to thank @deviantollam@defcon.social and @tinker@infosec.exchange for their help, guidance and tips along the way. You made this happen. It is thanks to you that the client is crying in their coffee now.

https://m4iler.cloud/posts/lets-get-physical/

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