yeah, matty, again

Remember, right now celebrities are getting Botox injections into their armpits to make sure they don't sweat at the Oscars

I fucken hate running up hills

Just two cool guys, about to fuck up their knees

@discobear@tech.lgbt

Fucksticks, time to run 13 miles

NEW VAATIVIDYA YOU SAY??

Went to a comedy show tonight, there was:

A woman on ketamine that had smuggled in her dog Spike under her coat

A stag do where the bride's dad was in with a portable oxygen unit

An elderly woman from Cardiff called Trish who's son Lee wouldn't stop calling her

Given the Half Marathon tomorrow, today is a day of pasta. Do not chase me today, I am full of pasta.

Bloody hell, a tough one today

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A tough one today for me, a thicko

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I've gone rogue and started cooking my meals from scratch with recipes I've memorised in my head. This is a coconut Dal with paneer and aubergine pickle and it's amazing

https://www.parseword.com/daily

For anyone still doing wordle, this is a new game by its creator. It is tricky.

Andy has bought a new phone and now all I see is ads for new phones.

Now I LOVE my phone, a OnePlus Open, it's fantastic, but it's a couple of years old and the manufacturer has confirmed they're not making a sequel for it. Their Chinese sister company is releasing a new model later this month but I don't know if it will reach the UK.

Do I jump to a different phone? It would have to be a foldable, I could never go back.