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Microsoft

@microsoft@lea.pet
sharkey 2025.4.6

Invading computers and user privacy since 1975!
if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon

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@inderix@booping.synth.download ​:spinny_cat_inderix:​

laws broken running this profile:

none, see arkell v pressdram

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Microsoft
@microsoft@lea.pet

Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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Microsoft
Microsoft
@microsoft@lea.pet

Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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@microsoft@lea.pet · Feb 19, 2026

yeah our meatbag engineers haven't written any code themselves in months. what was that? a high severity CVE in the start menu? nah never heard of it. we'll have copilot patch it up once we convince the shareholders that AI is totally not dying (and its not we promise its the next big thing) and we secure the next round of funding for another datacenter

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@microsoft the line between monumental incompetence and active sabotage is very thin right now with Microsoft products.
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@reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden look real shit this account is a parody of real clowns and lowk its depressing trying to make up bits for this account that actually relate to Microsoft directly because
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@microsoft I'll only buy game pass if it comes with a dominatrix skin for Master Chief
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@microsoft@lea.pet

Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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@microsoft@lea.pet

Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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@microsoft@lea.pet · Feb 11, 2026
@reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden sorry Halo CE exclusive
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN REMOTE CODE EXECUTION OVER A NETWORK IN NOTEPAD??? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO, @microsoft?!?
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@reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden honestly ion even know i just told copilot to integrate copilot and our innovative ai features into notepad
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@microsoft the line between monumental incompetence and active sabotage is very thin right now with Microsoft products.
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@microsoft@lea.pet

Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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@microsoft@lea.pet

Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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@microsoft@lea.pet · Feb 11, 2026
@reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden look real shit this account is a parody of real clowns and lowk its depressing trying to make up bits for this account that actually relate to Microsoft directly because no matter how crazy a bit is, the actual corp somehow one ups me. ahem i mean. buy game pass, now 30% more expensive!
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maybe the real remote code execution vulnerability in Windows Notepad was the friends we made along the way
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN REMOTE CODE EXECUTION OVER A NETWORK IN NOTEPAD??? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO, @microsoft?!?
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@microsoft@lea.pet

Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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@microsoft@lea.pet

Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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@microsoft@lea.pet · Feb 11, 2026
@reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden honestly ion even know i just told copilot to integrate copilot and our innovative ai features into notepad
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Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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Microsoft
@microsoft@lea.pet

Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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@microsoft@lea.pet · Feb 11, 2026

maybe the real remote code execution vulnerability in Windows Notepad was the friends we made along the way

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Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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@microsoft@lea.pet

Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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@microsoft@lea.pet · Feb 03, 2026

lets be honest, we're doing you a favor making your pc unbootable.

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Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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Microsoft
Microsoft
@microsoft@lea.pet

Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the ​:normal:​ in the profile picture.

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@microsoft@lea.pet · Jan 20, 2026

You're gonna have a passkey and you're gonna LIKE IT.

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