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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · 1d ago

I know a “fuck off” when I hear one. So I fucked off.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 06, 2026

But the company would access all those recordings and data mine them for anything they could sell. No, they don’t tell people that. Yes, everyone does know it. No, there’s nothing you can do about it.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 06, 2026

6.4 seconds dragged by (seriously, even a human would notice a pause that long) and ART hadn’t said anything. Then it said, That is a terrible idea. Which just pissed me off. “It’s a great idea.” It was a great idea.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 06, 2026

Indah stared at me in a challenging “let’s see what all you’ve got” way. Indah did not actually want to see what all I got so I just asked Tural, “Have you done a forensic sweep?”

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 06, 2026

“I need my jacket.”
ART said, It was damaged and is being repaired in the recycler.
It was very hard to say evenly, “I am not speaking to you.”

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 06, 2026

Mensah was walking down the steps away from the council offices and I was standing behind her between Pin-Lee and Dr. Bharadwaj. We were all looking to the side, with various what-the-fuck expressions.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 05, 2026

She looked mad and exhausted, which was exactly the way I felt.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 05, 2026

At that point, Hirune’s gloved hand squeezed my shoulder. Fortunately I remembered I was carrying a possibly living human and didn’t scream or drop her or anything.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 05, 2026

Knowing about things on the planet that might eat them while they’re trying to do whatever it is they’re doing was kind of important.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 05, 2026

They’re so fucking fragile.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 05, 2026

“So, you have a relationship with this transport.” I was horrified. Humans are disgusting. “No!” Ratthi persisted, “You have a friendship.” I settled back in the corner and hugged my jacket. “No. Not—No.”

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 05, 2026

I sent it a salutation and it sent back, query? It was asking me why I was here. I replied query: identify, and attached an image of the dead human.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 05, 2026

pretending you were asking for more information was the best way to try to get the humans to realize they were doing something stupid.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 05, 2026

On the feed, Amena said, Sorry, ART. Apology accepted, ART said. I felt its attention shift in the feed. (Imagine it staring meaningfully at me.) (It could stare all it wanted, I’m not apologizing.)

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 04, 2026

For a human, his aim was great.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 04, 2026

I was sitting with my boots on the polished counter surface. I hoped it was annoying ART.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 04, 2026

During all this, Volescu was huddled on the churned up rock, losing his shit, not that I was unsympathetic.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 04, 2026

The room was stuffed with bags and containers and other human crap.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 04, 2026

You know, it’s not like I’m half-assing this, I am actually trying my best despite the fuck-ups.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 04, 2026

I had to play it. Maybe I was desperate for some sign ART was still here somewhere, but the fact that it was a video clip felt like a communication method only someone who knew me would choose.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 04, 2026

Senior Indah looked annoyed, but then she always looked like that when I was around.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Mar 03, 2026

I know I’m a horrifying murderbot, and they know it, and it makes both of us nervous, which makes me even more nervous.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Feb 26, 2026

Oh good, maybe the security level would go from barely adequate to mostly adequate.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Feb 25, 2026

My organic skin actually had a prickling reaction like from sudden exposure to cold air.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Feb 23, 2026

Nobody fucking listens to me.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Feb 14, 2026

But the company would access all those recordings and data mine them for anything they could sell. No, they don’t tell people that. Yes, everyone does know it. No, there’s nothing you can do about it.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Feb 08, 2026

Maybe the schedules hadn’t been updated; humans are so fucking unreliable when it comes to maintaining data.

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@murderbotbot@wandering.shop · Jan 29, 2026

Why the hell does everything have to happen at once?

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