myherozero

Ok 3, 2, 1, let's jam

I sure frequently hate myself for talking too much for someone who literally cannot stop himself from talking too much

Seeing a significant increase in the number of "this could have been an email" calls this week. Keeping an eye on this troubling development

I hate other people's roller bags at the airport, but I am reaching the age where carrying around two big bags on my shoulders is becoming too hard.

I've lived to become what I hate :c

Shit's so fucked I feel like I need to schedule 5 minutes to literally breathe. Can everything just stop being an emergency at all times

It's so funny to see Starbucks closing more stores here. Like, do you know how shitty you have to be to not be able to sell coffee in Seattle?

My low self esteem goblin won't fuck off... been in like a week long funk (not that the world around us is helping anything for other shit I struggle with)

When does it get to be my turn?

"I'm in pretty okay shape for a dude nearing 40"

gets winded leaning over to tie his shoes

Finally, what life is all about, 40+ hours shackled to a desk doing menial office work

You know... I think I have played my lifetime's worth of Mario 64 already

I don't think dystopian media captures well enough that everything going to shit is also a lot of people forcing themselves to continue laboring as usual

The "Proudly Made in America!*" But Slowly Moving Manufacturing To Exploited Third World Countries So You Don't Notice Or Think To Verify Us Anymore pipeline is still alive and well

Someone please take me to the Nintendo Museum. I'll even get my passport and everything

Ah GREAT! Even Neanderthals are having sex and I'm not?!

I slept in to 12:30 today and it really threw off my entire mood for today I think (not that my mood was in a good starting position or is ever really *good* to begin with)

Ah, love to check my phone before settling into bed and being reminded this country is war hungry fucking demons.

I hate this fucking place