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Chris is.

@offby1@wandering.shop
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I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way.

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I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https://ko-fi.com/offby1

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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · 2d ago

Gonna post a bit of smut on main here, but… I think it’s worth recognizing that one of the best long form porn webcomics I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading actually came to a narrative close a couple of days ago: https://buttsmithy.com/archives/comic/epilogue-1

Alfie started off as basically hobbit porn, and the artist has steadily written it and drawn it for 16 years. It’s incredibly well drawn, better written than you expect, and also pretty hot. Seeing them stick the landing is delightful.

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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · 3d ago

OMG I HAVE HOME INTERNET AGAIN

The enraging thing is, of course, that this was entirely fixable from Quantum's side without a home visit, so they basically just left me disconnected for a week.

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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · 4d ago

This fucking plane's climate control is set to Hawaii. 😓

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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · 4d ago

*catching up on developments in Java since I last used it*

Oh gods, yet another definition for yield that is incompatible with the other ones I know.

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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · Feb 26, 2026

It’s a really weirdly dislocating experience to find yourself blocked by someone you can’t recall interacting with at all. I’m now wondering what I said, when.

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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · Feb 26, 2026

RE: @nedbat@hachyderm.io

It’s pretty rare that I look at a “both-sides” debate and think that the answer lies in the middle somewhere, but this is definitely one of them. I agree with Ned here.

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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · Feb 26, 2026

I love RSS, folks. RSS feeds still surface some of the best things I read.

Today, it’s this: https://jenniferplusplus.com/what-is-a-token/

Out of this, I learned the term “Anchoring” to describe an effect I observe in myself when using an LLM while working on a problem, and that I find problematic. I hope to use the fact that I now have language for it to help me break out of that loop.

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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · Feb 25, 2026

I just read an article on bus stop balancing (https://worksinprogress.co/issue/the-united-states-needs-fewer-bus-stops/) and I'm curious what the #urbanism perspective on it is. For contrast, my partner really misses the frequency of stops in Chicago, now that she's in Seattle, but this article is arguing the opposite.

What I don't see in here is anything addressing the experience of getting to/from the bus -- how far a rider has to travel to access or after accessing transit. Is that not a factor?

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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · Feb 25, 2026

We have now been migrated from Google mail/calendar to M365 (Outlook and Teams)

I am so very, very frustrated with the regression in my experience. I knew it was coming and I know from experience what to expect, but it's still just galling.

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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · Feb 25, 2026

The various "Reddit update" reddits are often sources of schadenfreude or sadness, but sometimes there's just a straight up gem. This is one of those: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1rd4bw2/stream_of_consciousness_from_an_angry_father_8/

It's worth reading for the feels.

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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · Feb 20, 2026
RE: https://phpc.social/@ramsey/116104919958954997 This here; when the tools are fit for purpose and make engineers’ jobs easier, you have to pry them from our fingers. All you have to do is look at the dedication to vim/emacs adaptations you’ll see in older coders to see the lengths to which we go to use the tools we feel work best. It is a massive quality red flag if you have to force your staff to use a tool.
Quoting
Ben Ramsey @ramsey@phpc.social

Quote du jour: “‘Top-down mandates to use large language models are crazy,’ one employee told Wired. ‘If the tool were good, we’d all just use it.’”

https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/jack-dorsey-block-falling-apart-ai

#AI

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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · Feb 12, 2026

The #HugoAwards nominations opened today. For the third year in a row, I'm proud to be responsible for making the software that you'll use to nominate and vote, which is open source and free software.

It is built on #Python and #Django. I don't take donations for my work, but the foundations behind those libraries (and the others that NomNom depends on) certainly do!

Consider a donation to Django (https://www.djangoproject.com/fundraising/) or the PSF (https://www.python.org/psf/donations/) to support my work!

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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · Feb 10, 2026
#iTerm2 / #fish shell users, what is this awful iTerm2 feature and how do I kill it with fire? I just upgraded my fish shell and now I get this junk in iterm2 and I don't know even what the popup feature is _called_ much less how to kill it.
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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · Jan 25, 2026
Listen to Black voices right now; they’re saying something important: there’s work happening to point out how good and moral Alex Pretti was, and… good for him, but: imperfect people deserve not to be murdered by federal agents too. People you don’t value also deserve to live. @karnythia@mastodon.social and @polotek@social.polotek.net have the right of it. https://bsky.app/profile/karnythia.bsky.social/post/3md75jhcjns2r https://bsky.app/profile/polotek.bsky.social/post/3md6zuz7g7s2n
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Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

wandering.shop
Chris is.
Chris is.
@offby1@wandering.shop

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. # nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https:// ko-fi.com/offby1

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@offby1@wandering.shop · Nov 28, 2025
I’m amused that USians are so sensitive that there’s a whole-ass blocklist on Bluesky for those of us who use “USian”
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