Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

The SubGenius is not obligated to correct any misconception about himself or herself that is held by anyone else, including a fellow SubGenius.

If it is PROFITABLE or ENTERTAINING to confirm the misconception, you better believe that's what is going to happen sometimes.

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Searching for the real you, your inner self? Why the heck would you do that? Didn't that inner self get you in this mess in the first place, then go hide?

There's a much more strong, more clever, more attractive, wealthier, healthier, COOLER you out there. Being out there, being "outside" your face, some might call that better you a mask. Well, okay, put on that mask, be that better you, and see what happens.

YOU CAN BE WHAT YOU WON'T! With no effort, or with great effort, FIND OUT WHICH.

If you get mad enough
And act all deranged
Maybe time will reverse
And history will change

But you have to act madder
Past the point of mind snapping
Because to this point
Past-changing don't happen

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If you can merely refrain from adding to the suffering of the world, you're already ahead of so very many people. You don't even have to make a big deal out of it. You can refrain from adding to the suffering of the world out of sheer laziness! or forgetting! and still be ahead of so very many people. But if you are going to add to the suffering of the world, please, do us proud. https://SubGenius.com