OK, so. Now, I usually don’t condone alleging closet gayness against right-wing political figures, because a) it turns being gay into an insult and b) is an insult to every gay person.

I recently did this, kinda, with the American king, because he is talking so much about muscly hunks. It was a grey area, I think.

But now I saw an actual clip of Trump hitting on a muscular half-naked guy and you tell me how I am supposed to interpret this.