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"Is Mine."
The best cooking is done with two pans.

#art #drawing #cute

I dunno what the uproar is all about with Trump depicting himself as Jesus. Maybe he is, have you thought about that, huh, have you?
And there is only one way to find out: Up on the cross with him and see what happens. I'd say it's worth the chance.

:neofox: *reads NO MERCY on the timeline*
:neofox_googly: *immediately has the dumbest earworm and an odd desire to pick up boxing*

Pro Tip: Don't get a Depression. Sure, the brochures make it sound super-enticing, but they don't talk about the hidden costs and, frankly, it sucks balls. And not in a fun way. It's even bad at this.

Is it normal to have a crush on your own OC?
I'm asking for a friend.

Done my half of the thing – Kait in all her manic glory. :neofox_laugh: About to shoot a selfie with her bestie Petrichor by @labdweller who now gets to do the other half with his OC.
I think I might have set an unrealistic standard for my own works to come with this one. :neofox_nervous:

#art #drawing #voidfront

RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/554dd999-9a26-4e5d-9ef3-a43b4ee0e4fd

My brain today be like
https://youtu.be/zWLAbNHn5Ho

time to get some shit done.

OK, so. Now, I usually don’t condone alleging closet gayness against right-wing political figures, because a) it turns being gay into an insult and b) is an insult to every gay person.

I recently did this, kinda, with the American king, because he is talking so much about muscly hunks. It was a grey area, I think.

But now I saw an actual clip of Trump hitting on a muscular half-naked guy and you tell me how I am supposed to interpret this.

I should be getting a bunch of cards and character sheets finished for an upcoming #Voidfront game meant to test the new version. Instead I wrote a lot of dialogue in a fictional dialect because inspiration struck me.

Eh, mi na stallin, mi just gatherin manas fo one sharp rush to de fin-line, claro?

lol, I just drew a perfect line — because I had to sneeze.
Thanks, allergies, I guess. :neofox_woozy:

One of the amazing things about the EU is how they are able to recognize a topic as important and then come to the completely wrong conclusions how to interact with it. This certainly requires some sort of talent, ngl.

"Apparition."
Felt gothy today. He can haunt my tomb any day, though.
#drawing #art

Huh. Huel spicy noodles actually *are* spicy. :neofox_o_o: That was … unexpected.

Love the pros working for Telekom. Guys came here to install the glass fibre thingamajig and decided, without asking or anything, to just randomly pull a plug from the power strip for their drill, thus disabling the NAS in the process. While there were files being uploaded. Great, cool. Hope they drill a hole in their hand at their next stop.

“Flexible Intentions.”
Bonus Drawing! I might be spoiling you all. :neofox_blep:
#art #drawing #bi

“Mischief In Mind”
Quick mood sketch because I felt like it.
#art #drawing

Calythra, #Voidfront home planet of the odd House of Chimera, mostly known for their bizarre glistening dark biomechanoids, are not the first thing that comes to mind when people think about party locations. But Calythra has a rather lively rave scene. Where's there's people, there's also party. The tentacled home of odd lab experiments makes no difference there.

I had a lot of fun designing the calythrian look and still lots of scribbles featuring other outfits waiting or a finish. Their whole style evolved from the protective gear the first settlers had to wear day and night, when the planet was still an unhabitable wasteland with literal rivers of acid. As their colonial director Dr. Mena Reis put it so eloquently, "we have picked a world that could never give us love, and yet we convinced it to do so anyway." That is Chimera in a nutshell, for better or worse.

#ttrpg #worldbuilding #art #drawing #characterdesign

… when they say it was a "good burn" I imagine the thruster getting a headpat. :neofox_pat:

I'm obviously not immune to the excitement, but still – it's amazing that you can shoot people to the moon but aren't able to fix your damn healthcare.

But, nonetheless, it's nice to see something involving big budget rockets that's not about killing people. Kinda excited what images might follow from this expedition.

But just imagine how much of that we could do if we weren't so busy bashing our own skulls in.

I got pizza. :neofox_nom_pizza: I am full of pizza now. I might need a nap. But rn life is good.

In this shared living space we are like :neofox_googly: :neofox_googly:

People who watch from the outside are like :neofox_woozy: :neofox_woozy:

So, this happened a while ago. 6AM, the phone rings – it's my mom, calling from the retirement home.
Me: Wh … what happened? :neofox_0_0:
My Mom: Oh no, did I wake you? :neomouse_sad:
Me: Mom, I don't work in construction or waste disposal, OF COURSE you did wake me. What's the matter? :neofox_woozy:
My Mom: Oh my. Well I just thought of some things you get from my old apartment, since the apartment handover is today. :neomouse_think:
Me: No … the *preliminary* date is … in 2 days. At noon." :neofox_drowsy:
My Mom: Gosh, I'm sorry. Got this confused somehow. :neomouse_sad:
Me: Don't worry about it. Anyway, I can write stuff down, tell me. :neofox_woozy:
My Mom: Nooo, I'm so sorry I woke you up, go back to sleep, we can talk later, that's just as good. :neomouse_uwu:
Me (knowing I won't be going back to sleep now but being too tired to argue): Um, ok. Until then. Enjoy yourself, do something nice. :neofox__w_:
My Mom: Oh, I'm not doing anything except going back to sleep, it's far too early to do stuff, it's practically the middle of the night. :neomouse_laugh: Talk to you soon.
Me: :neofox_what:

So, yeah, in case if anyone wondered if she recovered from the ordeal earlier this year. She did. Boy did she.

I mean, we think it’s a comedic exaggeration if we put skulls and spikes and other shit on cartoon villains to make clear they’re evil … but actual evil people do this in the real world, it’s not cartoonish simplification or hyperbole, it actually happens, they do that. They literally put skulls and lightning or, yes, noose pins on their clothing. And some people still find it hard to identify the villain. At some point you gotta stop assuming idiocy and have to accept that they are bullshitting you, because no one is stupid enough to not get that.

I think one of the reasons I'm writing a science fiction setting is because I have to compensate somehow for not getting the future I was promised as a kid. Gotta make up for that one way or another. Real-world future has been a real disappointment, overall.

OH “Danke, Hauptmann Offensichtlich”

What is it with Trump and big guys with hard big muscles? This comes up so often in his rhetoric that you have to assume it occupies a lot of his mindspace. Granted there’s not much going up there to begin with, but a huge chunk of it are muscly studs, apparently.

Seriously, if he would have just exclusively focused on that and skipped everything else going on in his tiny brain, the world would probably look a bit better.

Basically nothing I aimed to do today worked out. So screw it all, I bought a cake and bringing it home.

My Bi flag pin fell off my backpack somewhere when I didn’t notice.
Everything is horrible now.

There is a guy on the sub wearing a shiny golden paper crown with the words “Happy Birthday” on it and it kinda cracks me up how nonchalantly he is pulling that off, being all casual-like. :neofox_lul:

I will be a big boy now and finish that damn thing I'm saying for months now I will finish it. People will think they see a unicorn if I actually manage to go through with this.

I wish I had the time (and a traveling buddy) to explore No Man‘s Sky fully.
But alas.

Enough writing for today. Hmm. A few hours left until sleep will claim me. Some more drawing or gaming? That is the question.

Sooo … you’re basically keylogging me, and, even much worse, attempting to keylog minors, do I get that right, Discord? Jeezus, this platform is cooked. At least it’s now deserving of the name.