8th Apr 2026. 8. Do any of your characters tell jokes? If so let them tell us a joke, please.

My protagonist can rarely resist making a lame joke much to the chagrin of his partner. Here she has a go at him by saying: ‘You know the way you’re so fond of misquoting Apple’s slogan and saying, There’s Some Crap for That. Well in this case it’s Find My, I’ve already added both of the kids phones to my list of people I’m stalking.'