The science is in, and the results are a little surprising.

While my team continues poring over the data, we can conclude this much is certain: 8 people clicked a little check box beside the word "Bongo," and 8 people clicked a little check box next to the word "Timpani."

In a series of forthcoming toots, we shall tease out further ramifications of our research in excruciating and insipid detail.

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*I also am required by intergalactic copyright law to assure the public that this study has nothing to do with Star Trek the Original Series or The Next Generation 🖖😘