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surdfish

@surdfish@beige.party
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!"
~ Phyllis Webb

Remotely funny

Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup

Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter

ALT TEXT is my love language
LLM AI is my hate language
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · 20h ago
@Black_Flag @OrdRadical

With their keys and drivers licence ✌️😂
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · 21h ago
@nuintari

Yeah, I can't speak to *how well* they can drive ✌️😂
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · 21h ago
@TheBreadmonkey

Shucks...high praise from you, mon ami! You crack me up on the regular ✌️🤣❤️‍🔥

Credit to @NanoRaptor the inspiration for this musing 🙏

https://bitbang.social/@NanoRaptor/116435057671127406
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · 21h ago
Kangaroos look like they might know how to drive a car.
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · 1d ago
Despite mountains of evidence, I like to think I'm anticrastination. Sometimes.

Maybe.

When I can.

Perchance.
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · 3d ago
@falcennial

first it analyzes the contents to see if you have cancer and then drafts a bunch of toots based on the algorithm's projection of the sort of day you're about to have
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · 3d ago
@momo

yeah :blobcat_party:
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · 3d ago
@hwll

Thank you...I do feel better. It's just hard, you know? not knowing where you stand with the program.
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · 4d ago
Got with the program, now the program won't return my calls.
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · 4d ago
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · 4d ago
@roknrol my head hurts

“This unlawful collusion not only damaged our marketplace, but also distorted the marketplace of ideas by discriminating against speech and ideas that fell below the unlawfully agreed-upon floor,” FTC Chairman Andrew Ferguson
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · Apr 13, 2026
@TheBreadmonkey

*Company's Coming*
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · Apr 13, 2026
@HCBunny

Bunny, I haven't seen coon's age in a crow's age!
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · Apr 13, 2026
@inarticulatequilter @SRLevine

I'm intrigued. I imagine fresh mint would work really well.

Mentioned elsewhere how amazing I found a gelato with fresh blueberries and chopped basil in it...never would have imagined putting basil in ice cream.
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · Apr 13, 2026
@inarticulatequilter

I respect your choice, thank you for voting! ✌️😂

#MintToBe #RockyRoadHallOfFame
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · Apr 13, 2026
Favourite Ice Cream?

#RockyRoadHallOfFame
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · Apr 11, 2026
Funiversal Asynchronous Receiver Transmitter, probably the oldest and most robust of communications device/protocols with the widest user base.
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · Apr 11, 2026
@FeloniousPunk @rothko @geekysteven

My Dad liked the borkum riff, but it isn't a core scent/memory (I just like saying borkum riff).

Prior to him taking up the pipe--when I was a tyke--he practised electronics. Had a work bench set up in the master bedroom (bless mom), cluttered with soldering irons, meters, tube oscilloscope, and scads of solid-state components, wires and circuits. He taught me how to solder when I was 4.

The smell of rosin smoke and cooked semiconductors sends me way back to that happy place.
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · Apr 10, 2026
@ShiitakeToast

I hope somebody helped them.
" the pie was yum.
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · Apr 09, 2026
@dgar

We're all in big treble now...

*walks off into the sun*
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · Apr 07, 2026
@theropologist

Central Alberta, Canada here: Not sure of the dates, but there was a really slow evening a couple weeks ago. Better the next day. A day or two after that I think you'd announced you were going to do some maintenance to sort something out, and then it was fine for a while. Occasionally media-loading still chugs...especially with older posts?

Thank you for all that you do! 🙏
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · Apr 03, 2026
@the_etrain

Fine. Let's do this.

*clips Star Wars card into bike spokes and pedals off*
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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@surdfish@beige.party · Apr 01, 2026
@ryan

I should watch Victor Victoria again.
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@surdfish@beige.party · Apr 01, 2026
Black Death & Beyond

#HashtagGames #MedievalStoreNames
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 25, 2026
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 25, 2026
@HCBunny

You have to console yourself with cousin Bluejay ;)

They're widely reviled across the prairies for being raucous, cruel opportunists, but I think they're fairly emblematic of us. They were recently elected Edmonton's official bird lol.
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 25, 2026
@kathimmel

My pleasure!
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 25, 2026
"The William Shakespeare of bum jokes was Geoffrey Chaucer." ~ Philomena Cunk
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 25, 2026
Shitpost unto others as you would have them shitpost unto you.
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 24, 2026
The Critique of Pure Bullshit by Manny Kant
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 23, 2026
@HCBunny

You probably already know this: 'Symposium' is Ancient Greek for 'a night of serious drinking.' Just ask Socrates.
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 23, 2026
@HCBunny

Science is almost never tired either. Please bring your bag of big words to the next symposium. We're gonna need 'em,
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 23, 2026
@HCBunny

Science, yo.
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 23, 2026
The science is in, and the results are a little surprising.

While my team continues poring over the data, we can conclude this much is certain: 8 people clicked a little check box beside the word "Bongo," and 8 people clicked a little check box next to the word "Timpani."

In a series of forthcoming toots, we shall tease out further ramifications of our research in excruciating and insipid detail.

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*I also am required by intergalactic copyright law to assure the public that this study has nothing to do with Star Trek the Original Series or The Next Generation 🖖😘
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 22, 2026
FOR SCIENCE!
(no time to explain lol)
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 22, 2026
The first rule of Love Club is, believe it or not, don't talk about Fight Club.
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 21, 2026
@the_etrain

The shepherd got me! Sheared the whole mess.
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 21, 2026
If Jude Law and Lucy Lawless got married their last names would simply annihilate along with the whole "are you gonna take your husband's name after the wedding?" malarkey.
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 21, 2026
@FeloniousPunk

LOL 20 years ago I got called Michael Stipe by a croupier in Vegas. I was bald then too!
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 21, 2026
Don't follow me. I have neither spine nor orange Crush yo 🤘😘💚
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 08, 2026
@plut0nian

*cue x-files theme*
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 08, 2026
@plut0nian

Soooo...if she wears a wedding dress to dinner, she might be into you? Check.
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 05, 2026
I installed a warp drive in my oven, but I forgot to take the old one out. Now my muffins are in the Gamma Quadrant.

*pace Steven Wright
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@surdfish@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026
@plut0nian

Congratulations and good luck!
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@surdfish@beige.party · Feb 15, 2026
@ghostradio@mindly.social

Terrific name for a punk rocker, along with Flathead, Red Robbie and Torx...

Mes dames et monsieurs, Les Screw Drivers!
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@surdfish@beige.party · Jan 19, 2026
@Extelec momjaro
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@surdfish@beige.party · Jan 19, 2026
@unsafelyhotboots just don't ask her to print anything and you should be good :)
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@surdfish@beige.party · Jan 19, 2026
@drliss ✌️ 🤣
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@surdfish@beige.party · Jan 19, 2026
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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!" ~ Phyllis Webb Remotely funny Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter ALT TEXT is my love language LLM AI is my hate language

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