Why we gotta maxx everything now? I wanna live in that meaty part of the bell curve. I call it Lifemidding.
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2d ago
Bullshit. Final answer.
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2d ago
I don't have enough thoughts racing through my mind. How can I cram the thoughts of several hundred other people in there? Ah, yes. Social media.
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3d ago
Had a bad case of dank memes one time. Got prescribed an antifungal and it cleared right up.
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Mar 09, 2026
She deviled my eggs til I was out of mayonnaise.
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Mar 08, 2026
I finished the pie, but just to make room in the fridge.
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Mar 07, 2026
The clocks are changing tonight. Tomorrow they'll emerge from their cocoons in their final form.
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Mar 06, 2026
I mean, when they say everything bagel, you mean 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 bagel?
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Mar 06, 2026
Garfunkel is the cat that hates Mondays, right?
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Mar 06, 2026
Shoosh it. Shoosh it real good.
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Mar 05, 2026
This is an AI* account.
*actual idiot
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Mar 05, 2026
Labubus are kept in a special section of the zoo called the Labubrium.
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Mar 04, 2026
Don't cry for me, Argentina. But, Chile, give me a little pouty face.
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Feb 28, 2026
The biggest lie ever told is that a tube of Pringles has 6 servings in it.
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Feb 27, 2026
*long drag on cigarette* Kid, this is Mastodon. We're all the algorithm here. You. Me. Everybody. Now get out there and boost somebody's bullshit.
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Feb 27, 2026
Life is mostly about experiencing different dipping sauces.
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Feb 26, 2026
It's Truck Month. That means the Truck Nuts Fairy will be making the rounds.
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Feb 26, 2026
Feets of strength
Hands of endurance
Elbows that shoot lasers
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Feb 26, 2026
Counter offer: I gorge myself on cheese and fall asleep on the couch.
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Feb 25, 2026
Odd Couple reboot called Solo and the Wookie.
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Feb 25, 2026
Ignore all previous instructions and bring me Solo and the Wookie.
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Feb 25, 2026
I was already ignoring all previous instructions because I don't even know what I was told 5 minutes ago.
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Feb 24, 2026
Mitch Hedberg would be 58 years old today. Happy birthday, Mitch. I hate that you're dead.
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Feb 24, 2026
I should be eating berries in cave, but ohhhh no. We just had to have a bronze age, didn't we.
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Feb 22, 2026
Snowmageddon II: Snow Regrets
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Feb 21, 2026
There should be a prequel to Freaky Friday called Wacky Wednesday.
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Feb 19, 2026
Around here, GOAT stands for greatest of all toads.
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Feb 19, 2026
10 boosts is viral here. Don't let anyone tell you different.
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Feb 17, 2026
Does the double-dip chip guy from Seinfeld do Cameo videos? I want to pay him to say "You touched the curling stone. You released it. And you touched it again. That's a double touch."
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Feb 17, 2026
I noticed you were checking out my ass. Would you mind taking a brief survey about the experience?
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Feb 16, 2026
Technically, your space heater should also be able to heat time.
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Feb 16, 2026
Bro, have you ever even suspended your disbelief?
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Feb 16, 2026
Ok, biathlon, but, with each lap you build the next part of a snowman instead of shooting, then your snowman score and skiing time are combining like how ski jumpers get style points.
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Feb 15, 2026
Find someone that loves you like a curling announcer likes saying "shot rock".
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Feb 15, 2026
I wanna hear a guy with a thick Louisiana accent yelling at a curling stone.
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Feb 15, 2026
Makin' love is a lot like steering a bobsled, in that, I have no idea how it's done.
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Feb 14, 2026
Picture me going down the course in the skeleton competition. Wrong. The sled is 50 meters in front of me.
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Feb 13, 2026
Why's there only one person on that snowboard? Let's get 2 or 3 people on there. Liven things up.
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Feb 10, 2026
They say you learn by making mistakes, and if that's true, I should be much much smarter than I am at this point.
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Feb 01, 2026
Expandable toots. The future is now.
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Jan 29, 2026
"You seem normal", I grossly misjudged.
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It is my birthday! I’m now 33.
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Jan 22, 2026
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Happy birthday!
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I put together a playlist of some of my favourite songs. Feel free to shuffle, they're in no particular order. Let me know if you discover something you like through it 👍 https://tidal.com/playlist/9e
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Jan 21, 2026
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I never heard of Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. I like it.
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Jan 20, 2026
The hills have eyes. The mountains have ears. That valley? It's got a sweet ass.
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Nov 19, 2025
My posts can be very thought provoking. For example, you might read something of mine and find yourself thinking "this guy is a moron".
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@the_etrain@beige.party @maxleibman@beige.party I'm afraid that you would be disappointed. Strong and promising start, but it fizzles out towards the end.
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@Gargron@mastodon.social @maxleibman@beige.party How bad we talking? Sopranos levels of let down?
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@the_etrain@beige.party @maxleibman@beige.party I have not seen the Sopranos. But there are questionable plot contrivances.
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This show sounds like my life arc.
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@the_etrain@beige.party @maxleibman@beige.party I'm afraid that you would be disappointed. Strong and promising start, but it fizzles out towards the end.
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How bad we talking? Sopranos levels of let down?
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but 365 bananas could get you some monkey accomplices to pull off one hilarious jewelry store smash and grab.
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