My mom wrote this post. She once tried to cut down on pasta prep time by putting it in the water before she left for an 8 hour shift. She boils hotdogs because “It’s faster.” Just boils. She burned every pancake she ever made because she thinks max heat cooks it faster and years of failure hasn’t changed her opinion. She tried to make chicken parmigiana in the microwave, without the parmesan, then chicken was frozen. She makes kraft dinner with only margarine and won’t eat anything blue.