@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
When uncle Sam did rest in peace,
his auntie Trump tied up his knees.
"A hammer!", she cried.
With tiny hand's might,
she smashed his old face into grease.
#limerick
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
social.tchncs.de
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
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3d ago
It wasn't the gardener this time ...
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