#limerick

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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de · 1d ago
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
If Don thinks he's better than Jesus,
it's time to assist stopping measles!
It might help eject
the worm from Rob's head
that's chewing his brain pretty heedless.

#limerick #worms
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de · 2d ago
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
If you let the Trump steer your car
and he pulls your trailer to war,
Sing songs full if glee,
you're finally free
while falling so quick and so far.

#limerick #War
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de · 2d ago
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
The Trump thought of acting like Moses,
kept spilling bad words like big hoses.
The strait got no drought
when he spit them out,
and did not react on his proses.

#limerick #hormuz
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de · 3d ago
It wasn't the gardener this time ... Sensitive
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
When uncle Sam did rest in peace,
his auntie Trump tied up his knees.
"A hammer!", she cried.
With tiny hand's might,
she smashed his old face into grease.

#limerick
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de · 6d ago
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
The mission of Artemis 3
just skipped King Don's reality,
slipped on the happy path
to blissful aftermath
when trans-fats saved humanity.

#limerick #artemis #bliss
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de · Apr 13, 2026
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
As shampoo gave him too much fat,
the leader wears a funny hat.
Once on a student's game,
he 'won' it to his shame.
He's still not comprehending that!

#limerick #anointed
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de · Apr 12, 2026
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
If you feel enormously chilled,
the pope might be threatened or killed,
in these scary times
refuse any crimes
and have some officials 'grilled'.

#limerick
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@CLondoner92@mastodonapp.uk · Apr 10, 2026
🇮🇪🚍 The National Transport Authority has announced that Route 310 in #Limerick will be operated by Bus Éireann under a new contract from Monday, 20 April 2026. The route, previously run by Dublin Coach, will remain part of the #Transport for #Ireland network, with services continuing seven days a week and running every 30 minutes, including early morning and evening departures.

Passengers can continue to use Leap Cards and free travel passes, while cash payments will also be accepted on board from the start date. Standard adult fares will be €1.90 in cash or €1.35 with a Leap Card.

The route will be adjusted to serve the new Bloodmill Road extension, improving links to residential and employment areas. Services will also be operated by a fleet of fully electric buses, aimed at enhancing passenger comfort and reducing emissions. Officials said the changes will support growing demand and improve overall service quality.
https://www.nationaltransport.ie/news/nta-announces-bus-eireann-as-new-operator-for-route-310-in-limerick/
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@hbrpgm@adalta.social · Mar 06, 2026
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The decision to forgo a direct Limerick-Adare rail link for the 2027 Ryder Cup reveals a critical misalignment between event logistics and regional economic strategy.

#golf #rail #golfnews #limerick #adaremanor
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