I expected the NVIDIA DGX Spark to be a server-like machine, just connect it to your LAN network and connect via SSH. Turns out, even with a working LAN connection in place, it requires you to connect to its WiFi hotspot for the first-time setup and during the setup process it asks you to connect to your local WiFi. Man i've got a good reason to plug you in you know... I'll have to find out how to make it speak wire now. Great.