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@Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social on piefed.social Open parent
Just cook the chicken at 600C for 10min
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@floofloof@lemmy.ca on lemmy.ca Open parent
And the wedding date is tomorrow.
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@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent
All the 500 guests have already agreed to come.
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@floofloof@lemmy.ca on lemmy.ca Open parent
And you are expected to estimate how long the work will take, but you’re only allowed to say that it will done by tomorrow.
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@jtrek@startrek.website on startrek.website Open parent
I think a lot about how one time we spent s few hours estimating how long a project would take. Management came back and said no, that’s too long, we’d need to finish in a month.


Well if that’s how long it has to take why not lead with that?


Bunch of idiot empty husks doing cargo-cult “agile”
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@imdoneinteracting@sh.itjust.works · Mar 04
“Who should we hire to run this team of technical people?”


“Let’s hire an MBA”
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