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Thanks for asking...
I use arch btw
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this is the same corporate fueled viral joke as “vegans always telling everyone about being vegan”. maybe if windows wasn’t a vibe coded, microslop, death-by-1,000-papercuts, spycrosoft, torment nexus, then nobody would feel the need to tell people about linux?
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@MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · Mar 10
People walk around smashing themselves in the dick with a hammer, complain about the dick-smashing hammer, and lament the future dick-smashing hammer update, and the moment someone says, “Hey, have you tried these non-dick-smashing, hammer free pants?” And they say, “Hahaha, do you also do CrossFit?” This joke is stolen valor, I only just swapped to Linux like two days ago and I haven’t had the opportunity to blurt it out to people yet.
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