Trying a make a job posting in a DnD game I DM, for the players to track down and fight the poster.

Looking for an intern to work on improving the efficiency with which we feed realities to the Great Maw. Must have 10 years experience in optimising workflows for Armageddons. Must have at least 2 years experience at using Rube Goldberg machines to create extreme externalities while completing routine tasks.

We have beer after work on Fridays and dress casual in the office.

Anyone got better?