Kids/Teens have shitty lives, shitty parents, shitty schools, shitty classmates, shitty friends, shitty environments and systems which prioritize them as potential customers and as machines of habit for profit at the expense of their own health and well-being. They go online. Why? Because at least a portion of stuff online doesn't suck. They become dysfunctional? Why? It must be the fault of the internet. Can't be the fault of everything horrible going on in their lives. We must protect the kids from the one sorta-tolerable thing they found by restricting it and their access to it -- as if kids haven't been experts at stealing mommy's credit card to do things they shouldn't since the invention of stores of value and currencies. A valiant use of the world's resources. An immaculate ability to observe, identify and prioritize the real issues which truly mess people up.