"We could row a boat out to where the river meets the sea. What if we get caught in a whirlpool? And what about sharks? The only sharks round here are basking sharks. They might swallow us whole and we will get slowly digestived and turned into poo. And our blood will turn into pee."
- 5yo's pre-bed stream of consciousness.
#parenting
David
@theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.uk
Yet another cishet white male, interested in talking to anyone about anything. Here to learn, so tell me if I screw up or if unconscious bias surfaces. Husband, father of 1 boy and 1 enby, reader of books, player of games, watcher of birds, guardian of foxes, headbanger of metal. NHS doctor specialising in Microbiology and Infectious Diseases. Free at the point of use. Now with 87% more glitter. Avatar: Arctic tern in flight Header: rock formations at St Abbs
glitterkitten.co.uk
David
@theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.uk
Yet another cishet white male, interested in talking to anyone about anything. Here to learn, so tell me if I screw up or if unconscious bias surfaces. Husband, father of 1 boy and 1 enby, reader of books, player of games, watcher of birds, guardian of foxes, headbanger of metal. NHS doctor specialising in Microbiology and Infectious Diseases. Free at the point of use. Now with 87% more glitter. Avatar: Arctic tern in flight Header: rock formations at St Abbs
glitterkitten.co.uk
@theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.uk
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Mar 18, 2026
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