HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR [climbing out of the SWAT van & putting on sunglasses]: okay, what've we got?
SERGEANT: bank robbery gone wrong. white male, ball cap. he's got something like 20 to 30 hostages in there.
NEGOTIATOR: what's he carrying? gun? bomb?
SERGEANT: it's one of those bluetooth speakers. says he'll play "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's if anybody tries anything
NEGOTIATOR: jesus christ