Why are Minecraft mod developers such cornballs? Why does every single major utility mod have some corny-ass name which bears no resamblance to the mod's functionality? Why the fuck is the most widely used "What am I looking at mod" called "Jade", like what does that even MEAN? Whatever happened to mods literally called "What am I looking at"? I don't want explanations — I shouldn't need a lore deepdive into the significance of a Minecraft mod so I can comprehend the name and connect it with it's purpose.