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@randomname@lemmy.org in programmer_humor · 2d ago
Nothing could go wrong sending a random binary to people. 🤷‍♂️ Look I get it, there is some annoyance when it comes to distributing potentially malicious binaries on iOS. And I do wish there was some kind of method for removing that restriction buried deep in some menu where your grandma can’t find it. But the methods for sending apps outside of the store are there and are very easy. It’s obvious to me that you’ve never done this, because you’ve not mentioned the biggest hurdle in this process. No I won’t tell you.
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@randomname@lemmy.org in programmer_humor · 2d ago
I don’t think you understand? TestFlight is a program from Apple that allows distributors to send apps to people without it being in the store. TestFlight is actually very cool for developers who want feedback, crash reports, in a very polished environment. It’s Genius. The TestFlight app just gives you access to the apps you have available to you. Like a Store. Genius.
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@randomname@lemmy.org in programmer_humor · 2d ago
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@randomname@lemmy.org in programmer_humor · 3d ago
Wow, someone knows nothing about macOS lmfao.
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@randomname@lemmy.org in programmer_humor · 3d ago
TestFlight
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@randomname@lemmy.org in programmer_humor · 3d ago
I once had a job interview for a friend’s company and they told me that their boss values that chart and how it would not look good that mine was empty… Because I wasn’t using GitHub… So I made a script in a private repo to postdate commits randomly for the past several years. Once I pushed it, it looked like I’d been working on private GitHub repos frequently. I guess the guy didn’t care as long as it had lots of green. I’ve also seen people make art with it, which I think is very funny
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@randomname@lemmy.org in onehundredninetysix · 5d ago
ADHD isn’t the problem.
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@randomname@lemmy.org in onehundredninetysix · 5d ago
They have horse auctions in third world countries, you just needed your dopamine.
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@randomname@lemmy.org in onehundredninetysix · 5d ago
They are at an horse auction. If the man lifts his hand that counts as a bet. He is saying he doesn’t Want to be mistaken for placing a bit by moving incorrectly. It’s just an auction joke that not even OP gets.
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