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If only there was an unambiguous unit to measure fluids...

“Doctor, I have severe chest pain. Do I have a heart attack?” “Computer says no.”

That explains the image quality. Here’s a fresh screenshot, taken without harming any animals, children, the French or Wikipedia:

For families, Tidal is even cheaper. But it’s majority owned by that Twitter asshole Jack Dorsey. Just another fucking billionaire.

There’s a window of attention for public discourse and there’s fatigue. We, as a group, can only be upset about so much. It’s a tried tactic to just try to distract us with some crazy shit, like Trump did with the alien files. If one crazy thing comes up in the news, other stuff will drop from our radar. And that’s why people try shit again and again and again. Always in the hope that this time people are distracted by other stuff or are finally worn down enough.

Do you even lid, bro?

And here we see someone realizing that "the market" is just made up and it's all just gambling under another name.

I think from an end-user perspective it’s realistic to expect Word to edit PDFs. It’s just that the PDF format is an unbelievably complex clusterfuck and thus requires an entirely separate and expensive program.

Suck on my chocolate salted balls youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY

Carl on Duty: Black Cops

I don’t get the criticism listed there. I get that the topic is highly contentious, but I don’t see how the comic comes across as anti-abortion. The opinion of the fox is OK to have, people are allowed to have opinions and to voice them. It’s just important that this doesn’t overrule the bodily autonomy of the mother. Which, to me, the comic makes quite clear.

To clarify, patois is a generic term, as is creole, and can apply to any non-standardized language and is not specific to any particular location or group or language. That’s why it’s called “Jamaican patois” in the screenshot.