I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. # Perl # InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. # Perl # InfoSec
Rewriting the comments in the website security.txt file:
Thank you for reading this. If you have found a bug while using our system, then we would love to hear from you.
If you want to test our system for security issues, please contact us first.
If you ran some scripts you downloaded from a security forum, and are hoping to get some money, then kindly bugger off.
Bug reports that show you haven't bothered to read this will be ignored.
Bug reports written using AI slop machines will be ignored.
Bug reports from a random Gmail address that doesn't even contain the author's name will be ignored.
Bug reports that don't actually identify who the author is will be ignored.
Bug reports based on the belief that hacking attempts "crashed" our servers instead of being firewalled away by security filters will be ignored.
Bug reports that claim to be from an "ethical hacker" will be laughed at, then forgotten.
People who get pissy because we didn't reply or pay them and threaten to publicise "bugs" will be stalked on social media, have their photographs printed out and posted in the toilet, and we might forward your emails to your mother.