Samuel 🌐
@samuel@social.meenzen.net
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Software Developer. I like to build silly things and host my own services. Sometimes I engage in the arts of computer touching.
{ langs: ["en", "de", "C#", "F#", "Nix"] }
export TZ="Europe/Bratwurst"
Fluent in Yappanese. Hot takes. Shitposts. Horny. Don't expect quality.
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Samuel 🌐
@samuel@social.meenzen.net
Software Developer. I like to build silly things and host my own services. Sometimes I engage in the arts of computer touching. { langs: ["en", "de", "C#", "F#", "Nix"] } export TZ="Europe/Bratwurst" Fluent in Yappanese. Hot takes. Shitposts. Horny. Don't expect quality.
social.meenzen.net
Samuel 🌐
@samuel@social.meenzen.net
Software Developer. I like to build silly things and host my own services. Sometimes I engage in the arts of computer touching. { langs: ["en", "de", "C#", "F#", "Nix"] } export TZ="Europe/Bratwurst" Fluent in Yappanese. Hot takes. Shitposts. Horny. Don't expect quality.
social.meenzen.net
@samuel@social.meenzen.net
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Apr 01, 2026
@brauner no, this is clearly the wrong approach. Bootloaders like #GRUB run before the kernel, so clearly they should be responsible. I suggest adding DNA-based verification. Simply send a saliva sample to your nearest lab when booting the computer. This simple process only takes 60-90 business days, so the usability impact would be minimal.
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Samuel 🌐
@samuel@social.meenzen.net
Software Developer. I like to build silly things and host my own services. Sometimes I engage in the arts of computer touching. { langs: ["en", "de", "C#", "F#", "Nix"] } export TZ="Europe/Bratwurst" Fluent in Yappanese. Hot takes. Shitposts. Horny. Don't expect quality.
social.meenzen.net
Samuel 🌐
@samuel@social.meenzen.net
Software Developer. I like to build silly things and host my own services. Sometimes I engage in the arts of computer touching. { langs: ["en", "de", "C#", "F#", "Nix"] } export TZ="Europe/Bratwurst" Fluent in Yappanese. Hot takes. Shitposts. Horny. Don't expect quality.
social.meenzen.net
@samuel@social.meenzen.net
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Feb 26, 2026
@cR0w can I at least add extra fiberglass insulation? That's my favorite topping.
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Samuel 🌐
@samuel@social.meenzen.net
Software Developer. I like to build silly things and host my own services. Sometimes I engage in the arts of computer touching. { langs: ["en", "de", "C#", "F#", "Nix"] } export TZ="Europe/Bratwurst" Fluent in Yappanese. Hot takes. Shitposts. Horny. Don't expect quality.
social.meenzen.net
Samuel 🌐
@samuel@social.meenzen.net
Software Developer. I like to build silly things and host my own services. Sometimes I engage in the arts of computer touching. { langs: ["en", "de", "C#", "F#", "Nix"] } export TZ="Europe/Bratwurst" Fluent in Yappanese. Hot takes. Shitposts. Horny. Don't expect quality.
social.meenzen.net
@samuel@social.meenzen.net
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Feb 12, 2026
@qurlyjoe "Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson
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