Ryan Bateman 
@secretsquirrel@mastodon.social
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4.6.0-nightly.2026-04-17
He/him. Uncomfortable at parties.
I live in Berlin and work in technology. I am tired of it.
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Ryan Bateman
@secretsquirrel@mastodon.social
He/him. Uncomfortable at parties. I live in Berlin and work in technology. I am tired of it.
mastodon.social
Ryan Bateman
@secretsquirrel@mastodon.social
He/him. Uncomfortable at parties. I live in Berlin and work in technology. I am tired of it.
mastodon.social
@secretsquirrel@mastodon.social
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21h ago
@cstross@wandering.shop Hi Charlie! I made this.
German (at the least) is on the todo list. I just added some new toggles/labels today.
Timezones... I don't know. There's a fine line between 'accursèd' and 'eternally damned'.
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Ryan Bateman
@secretsquirrel@mastodon.social
He/him. Uncomfortable at parties. I live in Berlin and work in technology. I am tired of it.
mastodon.social
Ryan Bateman
@secretsquirrel@mastodon.social
He/him. Uncomfortable at parties. I live in Berlin and work in technology. I am tired of it.
mastodon.social
@secretsquirrel@mastodon.social
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Mar 26, 2026
Inspired by this post (@catsalad@infosec.exchange) I made an animated, alphabetised, deeply cursed clock.
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