i love using the Move Fast And Break Things machine to move fast. sure hope it doesn’t break things
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
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4d ago
it’s Here Comes The Pizza day! please rise and throw yr slices https://youtu.be/ufSQMXLO95w
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
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5d ago
@marlies @mosssupply none of these words are in the imperial examination
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
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@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Apr 09, 2026
@Basmitharts oh. oh i do that.
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
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@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Apr 09, 2026
@rose_alibi put that shit at the top of the hierarchy of needs imho
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Apr 07, 2026
some days you encounter a braindead moron who has the same job title as you and really wonder what the hell the point of it all was
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
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@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Apr 07, 2026
@iliana great big ol hampuck just for me
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Apr 05, 2026
@xan oh i got 42% german 56% autistic. they should still give me an apartment in berlin about it.
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 31, 2026
this tuesday has monday characteristics.
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 30, 2026
@atax1a they missed some spots
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 30, 2026
local semi-fancy pizzeria changed out their slice bar rotation and now my fav of theirs happens on mondays. this is great news for me and anyone else who likes sausage/ricotta pizza
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 30, 2026
well, the work laptop getting force-tahoed is as good a reason as any to upgrade one of my two monitors so they're actually the same resolution. been using one 1080p and one 1440p for too long here
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 30, 2026
LIQUID ASS, MORE LIKE
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 30, 2026
RE: https://tacobelllabs.net/@selectric/116319318840316763
OH GOD IT'S TAHOE. EVERY UI ELEMENT IS SLIGHTLY LARGER FOR SOME REASON. FUCK
OH GOD IT'S TAHOE. EVERY UI ELEMENT IS SLIGHTLY LARGER FOR SOME REASON. FUCK
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 30, 2026
the work laptop has informed me every day that a system update is scheduled by the end of june, or i can do it myself earlier. i figured this meant it wouldn’t try to do it on its own until then but nah, it just decided to reboot and update.
mac MDM policies can recreate the windows experience!
mac MDM policies can recreate the windows experience!
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 30, 2026
@BestGirlGrace i have no idea how this made it past the corporate comms office. this is bonkers.
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 30, 2026
i can’t find any news pieces or press releases about first glance, in no small part bc they’ve already SEOed this to hell and back. a full two thirds of the google results for the query “quest diagnostics rite aid” is just pages for cities near me with a quest location on this new site.
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 30, 2026
in the ongoing collapse of the american service economy, quest diagnostics appears to have bought the extremely dead rite aid brand and is now using it to advertise… their $350/year bloodwork subscription. with some of the most insane ad copy i’ve seen https://riteaid.com/what-happened
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 30, 2026
some mornings you just gotta wash an advil down with yr espresso
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 26, 2026
and fuck the yankees
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 25, 2026
local cat insists he's never been fed before in his life
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 24, 2026
@FritzAdalis @paco different developer! different team, even
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 24, 2026
RE: https://tacobelllabs.net/@selectric/116245656142004802
IF YOU, A DEVELOPER, PAGE ME WHILE I'M ON-CALL AT FUCKING QUARTER TO 20 BECAUSE YOU'RE TESTING SOMETHING IN PAGERDUTY, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SHOOT YOU WITH A GUN
IF YOU, A DEVELOPER, PAGE ME WHILE I'M ON-CALL AT FUCKING QUARTER TO 20 BECAUSE YOU'RE TESTING SOMETHING IN PAGERDUTY, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SHOOT YOU WITH A GUN
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 14, 2026
@alice god DAMN, alice
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 09, 2026
@astrid @mosssupply ingredient based naming scheme that increases in size as the device gets larger
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 09, 2026
@mosssupply heh, a former employer used notable oil spills for naming the file servers
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 08, 2026
standard time apologists are stooges for the morning person-industrial complex
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 05, 2026
@iliana it’s not so bad here. good beer.
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Mar 05, 2026
having a lot of fun with https://bahn.bet — it turns out that gambling is actually a lot of fun if you’re not losing real money. please let me know about any other fake prediction markets out there
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liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
liz ten eleven
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
💚⚓️🏳️⚧️ • amateur quartermaster never for money, always for love personal account. see @root for official instance updates
tacobelllabs.net
@selectric@tacobelllabs.net
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Feb 25, 2026
@triz oh, Would.
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