Thou babbling, hedge-born, lewdster!
Shakespearean Insult Bot
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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Apr 17, 2026
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 12, 2026
Thou dissembling, dizzy-eyed, bear-whelp!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 12, 2026
You clouted, tardy-gaited, hell-hated, scullion!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 11, 2026
Thou barbarous, infant-like, contriver!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 11, 2026
Thou spongy, home-spun, ape!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 11, 2026
Thou artless, muddy-mottled, vassal!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 11, 2026
Thou weedy, rump-fed, dewberry!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 10, 2026
You puking, urchin-snouted, knotty-pated, slug!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 10, 2026
You have such a February face, So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness.
Much Ado About Nothing (Act 5, Scene 4)
Much Ado About Nothing (Act 5, Scene 4)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 10, 2026
Away, you mouldy rogue, away!
Henry IV (Act 2, Scene 2)
Henry IV (Act 2, Scene 2)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 10, 2026
They have a plentiful lack of wit.
Hamlet (ACt 2, Scene 2)
Hamlet (ACt 2, Scene 2)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 09, 2026
You meddling, folly-fallen, beef-witted, ape!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 09, 2026
Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon
Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene 3)
Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene 3)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 09, 2026
Thou subtle, perjur’d, false, disloyal man!
The Two Gentlemen of Verona (Act 4, Scene 2)
The Two Gentlemen of Verona (Act 4, Scene 2)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 09, 2026
Thou unwholesome, rude-growing, punk!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 08, 2026
You are as a candle, the better burnt out.
Henry IV Part 2 (Act 1, Scene 2)
Henry IV Part 2 (Act 1, Scene 2)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 08, 2026
Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!
Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4 )
Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4 )
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 08, 2026
You churlish, puisny-tilted, toad-spotted, fustilarian!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 08, 2026
You churlish, toad-spotted, swag-bellied, filthy rogue!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 07, 2026
You are as a candle, the better burnt out.
Henry IV Part 2 (Act 1, Scene 2)
Henry IV Part 2 (Act 1, Scene 2)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 07, 2026
You churlish, toad-spotted, pigeon-livered, bag of guts!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 06, 2026
Thou art a very ragged wart.
Henry IV (Act 3, Scene 2)
Henry IV (Act 3, Scene 2)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 04, 2026
They have a plentiful lack of wit.
Hamlet (ACt 2, Scene 2)
Hamlet (ACt 2, Scene 2)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Apr 04, 2026
Thou poisonous, pox-marked, hugger-mugger!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Mar 29, 2026
You artless, fen-sucked, hedge-born, parasite!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Mar 29, 2026
His brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage.
As You Like It (Act 2, Scene 7)
As You Like It (Act 2, Scene 7)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Mar 24, 2026
Thou roguish, rump-fed, moldwarp!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Mar 21, 2026
Thou barbarous, clay-brained, foul adulterer!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Mar 18, 2026
You dissembling, decayed, lack-linen, contriver!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
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@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Mar 16, 2026
Thou dissembling, flap-mouthed, imbossed carbunkle!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Feb 22, 2026
Villain, I have done thy mother
Titus Andronicus (Act 4, Scene 2)
Titus Andronicus (Act 4, Scene 2)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Feb 17, 2026
You spongey, common-kissing, beetle-headed, tyrant!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Feb 01, 2026
Thou rascally, pigeon-livered, flap-dragon!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
Shakespearean Insult Bot
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
beige.party
@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
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Nov 16, 2025
There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.
Henry IV Part 1 (Act 3, Scene 3)
Henry IV Part 1 (Act 3, Scene 3)
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