Had a video call today, a rare thing in these post Office Job days, so I thought I’d put on some makeup. Another rare thing.

I’ve been using an eyebrow pencil to fill in the grey bits on my eyebrows cos they were looking so patchy. But recently bought an eyebrow gel to try, thinking it would be easier and also tame my Denis Healy hairs.

Swiped it on today, and immediately went “oh fuck”. You’d’ve thought someone drew on my face with charcoal.

Only bought the wrong fecking colour, didn’t I 🥸