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Stephen Brooks 🦆

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Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
Stephen Brooks 🦆
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Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · 4d ago

Some of my pistachio nuts wouldn't come out of their shells. I give these to the squirrels.

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · 4d ago

The corm guys are back again!

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · 4d ago

New York subway rule: Dogs must be "carried in a bag" when boarding. [video]
RT https://x.com/itsme_urstruly/status/2031695195012751671

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · 4d ago

#Fox travels from Southampton to New York by boarding cargo #ferry.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly2xynjzdzo

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · 6d ago

The #NASA DART #asteroid redirect mission didn't just change the orbit of one asteroid around another, it was the first time a human-made object has measurably altered the path of a celestial body around the Sun. #space
https://www.nasa.gov/missions/dart/nasas-dart-mission-changed-orbit-of-asteroid-didymos-around-sun/

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Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · 6d ago

Our collaboration with Stony Brook Radiation Oncology on Dejan Trbojevic's medical FFA accelerator design has now produced a paper: "Developing Bragg-peak FLASH proton irradiator using permanent magnet synchrotron" in the Journal of Radiosurgery & SBRT. The link is provided below, although not everyone outside medicine has a subscription to this! #physics #accelerators

https://www.oldcitypublishing.com/journals/jrsbrt-home/jrsbrt-issue-contents/journal-of-radiosurgery-sbrt-volume-10-number-1-2-2026/journal-of-radiosurgery-sbrt-p-123-129/

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
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Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · 6d ago

They've put some cryogens in the new V3 booster! #SpaceX #Starship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vRyvnreIRI

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · 6d ago

It was a sunny morning but suddenly dense fog appeared surrounding the laboratory.

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Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · Feb 27, 2026

I think the snow is melting a lot faster now than it did in January.

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
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Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
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Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · Feb 27, 2026

The Fediverse (short for Federated Universe) is a long text file hosted on the internet, which anyone can append to. As the speed of additions makes it impractical to browse them all in realtime, most people view filtered grep output of the file, referred to as a "fediverse client".

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
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Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · Feb 26, 2026

The youtube waiting-for-stream animations are gradually getting more interesting. They risk becoming more interesting than the stream.

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
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Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · Feb 25, 2026

Discord delays age verification plans after user outcry
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgv0yg4n9lo

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
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Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · Feb 24, 2026

Just saw a bitcoin enthusiast on Twitter blaming "the Jews" for selling bitcoin and making the price go down.

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · Feb 24, 2026

RE: @mawkler@fosstodon.org

Yeah, KDE connect works well for Debian 13.2 and $99 Android phone.

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In hindsight it seems they didn't need to attack self-hosting directly because the plan was always to price consumers out of hardware access.
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Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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Stephen Brooks 🦆
Stephen Brooks 🦆
@sjb@mstdn.io

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone—

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@sjb@mstdn.io · Feb 15, 2026
@gabe Don't they need SOME cheap hardware so they can foist their incredibly inefficiently coded dumb terminals ("smartphones") on everyone?
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