Happy #international #womens day
High time we ended this destructive #patriarchy
Like Lee Evans said: "we'd have no more wars, just every four weeks some intense negotiations"
"Don't need an army just a line of pregnant women going 'DON'T EVEN TRY IT'..."
And as Robin Williams said. Women got that name because the first time Adam saw Eve he was like:
"Woah man!"
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Mar 07, 2026
#Putin calls for immediate halt to #Iran conflict
My #satire chip just ejected itself from my skull. Bought a gun. Shot itself.
Sorry I got nothing for this one
You'll have to do with emoji
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Mar 07, 2026
Someone sent me this link
And I have to say I'm reigning in my excitement. Barely.
Because I don't want to be let down if it's not a new series.
https://youtu.be/5U1o3PiYj0k?si=fV-cli_0yV3GP9ef
#firefly #NathanFillion #serenity #scifi #shiny #LeafOnTheWind #BrownCoats
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Mar 06, 2026
#dog had his first trim of the year and first since October (ooft)
Looks better in my opinion but my wife prefers him fluffy so we'll probably both be happy in about a month and a half as he's halfway to next summer cut in June or early July
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Feb 27, 2026
Contract terminated early
Stupid council project budget overspend
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Need a new job a week Monday
IT support 1st to 3rd line onsite Edinburgh or remote/hybrid
#getFediHired #job
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