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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!

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§ 512. STATE PIE
The state pie shall be apple pie.

Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE
When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions:
(a) with a glass of cold milk,
(b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce,
(c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@steve@discuss.systems · Mar 09, 2026

Had a Tesla come close enough to me (as a pedestrian) to trigger its emergency braking system today. Honest question: if we can have these fancy emergency braking systems, why can’t we have “just prevent the car from going 40mph into a crosswalk in a 25mph zone with stopped traffic in the other lane?”

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@steve@discuss.systems · Mar 08, 2026

Parenting: both kids podiumed in their skiing division today.

Jen: “is that your top life goal achieved?”

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@steve@discuss.systems · Mar 06, 2026

@krismicinski@types.pl models Kris, lives in Syracuse and produces 20000 training datas per day is outlier and should not have been counted.

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steve
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@steve@discuss.systems · Mar 03, 2026

House construction: this was the part that had us all the most nervous. Dropping the last ~100kg piece of stone bathroom floor into place with like 0.7cm of clearance all around. Went as smoothly as it could have, though.

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@steve@discuss.systems · Mar 01, 2026

Kinda losing it over Lucas’ casting (and the characters in general) in this school performance.

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@steve@discuss.systems · Feb 28, 2026

Time to make the Germknödel!

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@steve@discuss.systems · Feb 27, 2026

TFW you have to make the kids lunches so you piece the leftover chicken and then you realize you might as well make stock and then you realize the kids need a vegetable so you start cooking some onions and broccoli and then you’re like “screw it might as well make risotto.”

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@steve@discuss.systems · Feb 26, 2026

10 day forecast (Celsius) 🤪

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@steve@discuss.systems · Feb 24, 2026

@infinimatt@hci.social I would also accept Mr Pupusa

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