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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)

@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
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Internet Technologist 👩‍💻
Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️
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Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa.

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🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally.

Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe.

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

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@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io · 3d ago

I feel pretty confident in saying that there is no reason to put up with this, we shouldn’t bow to thieves, overthrow the system.

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io · 3d ago

I’m just coming out and bragging. I have fucking solar panels, yo. My truck charges no matter what the fuck is happening in the Middle East. #nobloodforsolar #idowhatiwant

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io · 3d ago

Will this toot make it impossible for me to leave the country? Trump is a sycophantic pedophiliac with a penchant for treason.

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io · 3d ago

We already lost the war, can’t you see? It makes no sense to attack countries where you are dependent on their resources. If you want to get rid of Iran, build solar panel farms. Jesus.

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io · 3d ago

Guys, trying to make money off the internet is a fools errand. Always has been. I can’t believe I even have a career in internet.

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io · 3d ago

Illegal wars are illegal! No blood for Epstein! You can’t win a war crime! $11 Billion a week for this shit! Release the Epstein trials!

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io · 3d ago

RE: @josephcox@infosec.exchange

Reputational damage? How about the damage to everyone that these people cause?

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

Internet Technologist 👩‍💻 Security 🛡️ | Performance 🏃‍♀️ | Usability 🖐 | Observability 👁️ She/Her/Hers 🙋‍♀️ Opinions are my own, not my employer’s—nor vice versa. 🤓 PBS Supporter. 💉Vaccinated. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤝 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe. Toots auto-deleted if not popular enough. Favorite if you want them to remain.

hachyderm.io
@suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io · Feb 08, 2026

I’m sorry but if you’re on substack still, get the hell off. Lots of ways to make your own website now. If you need help, ask me. I will literally give you free consulting to get your blog going somewhere else. Holy Christ.

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