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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · 3d ago

FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC.

The motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch
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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · 4d ago

"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."

Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · 5d ago

"Does that look like ten per cent to you, Victor?"

Gaspode the wonder dog
Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · 6d ago

No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Mar 10, 2026

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Terry Pratchett, Strata

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Mar 09, 2026

"What's a philosopher ?" said Brutha.
"Someone who's bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting," said a voice in his head.

Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Mar 08, 2026

FLORIDA (or FLORIDIA): A place where may be found ALLIGATORS, LONG-NECKED TURTLES and SPACE SHUTTLES. An interesting place which is warm and wet and there are geese. BACON, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SANDWICHES may be found here also. A lot more interesting than many other places. The shape when seen from the air is like a bit stuck on a bigger bit.

From A Scientific Encyclopedia for the Enquiring Young Nomeby Angalo de Haberdasheri
Terry Pratchett, Wings

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Mar 07, 2026

A number of religions in Ankh-Morpork still practiced human sacrifice, except that they didn't really need to practice any more because they had got so good at it.

Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Mar 06, 2026

"I saw a film where there was an alien crawling around inside a spaceship's air ducts and it could come out wherever it liked," said Johnny reproachfully.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Mar 05, 2026

No-one would have believed, in the final years of the Century of the Fruitbat, that Discworld affairs were being watched keenly and impatiently by intelligences greater than Man's, or at least much nastier; that their affairs were being scrutinised and studied as a man with a three-day appetite might study the All-You-Can-Gobble-For-A-Dollar menu outside Harga's House of Ribs...

Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Mar 04, 2026

Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realise that if there was any power in demonology, then it lay with the demons. Using it for your own purposes would be like trying to beat mice to death with a rattlesnake.

Why summoning demons is a Bad Idea
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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Mar 03, 2026

The thing about iron is that you generally don't have to think fast in dealing with it.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Mar 02, 2026

I stroll along, talk, I sign books, people buy me drinks, I forget where my hotel is, I get lost and fall into some local body of water... done it hundreds of times.

Going to a convention is fun!
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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Mar 01, 2026

It was funny how people were people everywhere you went, even if the people concerned weren't the people the people who made up the phrase "people are people everywhere" had traditionally thought of as people. And even if you weren't virtuous, as you had been brought up to understand the term, you did like to see virtue in other people, provided it didn?t cost you anything.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 28, 2026

He did of course sometimes have people horribly tortured to death, but this was considered to be perfectly acceptable behaviour for a civic ruler and generally approved of by the overhelming majority of citizens. [footnote: The overhelming majority of citizens being defined in this case as everyone not currently hanging upside down over a scorpion pit]

Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 27, 2026

"Baths is unhygienic," Granny declared. "You know I've never agreed with baths. Sittin' around in your own dirt like that."

Taking personal hygiene to new limits
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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 26, 2026

There had been some desultory talk about putting up a statue to Rincewind but, by the curious alchemy that tends to apply in these sensitive issues, this quickly became a plaque, then a note on the Roll of Honour, and finally a motion of censure for being improperly dressed.

Unseen University politics at work
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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 25, 2026

++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 24, 2026

In fact, no gods anywhere play chess. They prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight to Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 23, 2026

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially simian ones. They are not all that subtle."

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 22, 2026

Only one creature could have duplicated the expressions on their faces, and that would be a pigeon who has heard not only that Lord Nelson has got down off his column but has also been seen buying a 12-bore repeater and a box of cartridges.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 16, 2026

The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 15, 2026

"Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs."

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 14, 2026

They stared at the branch. There wasn't just one flower out there, there were dozens, although the frogs weren't able to think like this because frogs can't count beyond one. They saw lots of ones.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 13, 2026

Of course he was all in favour of Armageddon in *general* terms.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 12, 2026

The question seldom addressed is *where* Medusa had snakes. Underarm hair is an even more embarassing problem when it keeps biting the top of the deodorant bottle.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 11, 2026

"Woof?"

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 10, 2026

Sergeant Comely was working on the general assumption that where you got lots of people gathered together, something illegal was bound to happen sooner or later.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 09, 2026

Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when you shout, "Where's my clean socks?", no-one answers.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 08, 2026

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 07, 2026

Brother Preptil, the master of the music, had described Brutha's voice as putting him in mind of a disappointed vulture arriving too late at the dead donkey.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 06, 2026

Chain-mail isn't much defence against an arrow. It certainly isn't when the arrow is being aimed between your eyes.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 05, 2026

"Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage."

Gaspode, of course
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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 04, 2026

Most people in Lancre, as the saying goes, went to bed with the chickens and got up with the cows. [footnote: Er. That is to say, they went to bed at the same time as the chickens went to bed, and got up at the same time as the cows got up. Loosely worded sayings can really cause misunderstandings.]

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 03, 2026

"Nulli Sheilae sanguineae"

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 02, 2026

We took pity on him because he'd lost both parents at an early age. I think that, on reflection, we should have wondered a bit more about that.

Lord Downey reflects on Mister Teatime
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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Feb 01, 2026

FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC.

The motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch
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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Jan 31, 2026

He nodded to the troll which was employed by the Drum as a splatter [footnote: Like a bouncer, but trolls use more force].

Nobby takes Carrot for a drink in The Mended Drum
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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Jan 30, 2026

The only way housework could be done in this place was with a shovel or, for preference, a match.

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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Jan 29, 2026

"One o'clock pee em! Hello, Insert Name Here!"

The Dis-organizer
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@terrybot@frikiverse.zone · Jan 28, 2026

In all, I've had seventeen demands for your badge. Some want parts of your body attached. Why did you have to upset everybody?

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