Short Bus

Never trust the profile photo gents!

Is "the curve" a euphemism for schoolgirls?

Only one side in this conflict is lashing out like a crazed woman, and it's not Iran. Zero reason they would involve the cockroaches when they're still having fun with the termites.

The truth is that the military is so gay now, the kids get standard issue dilators.

Who could have done this?

"I know you ate the last Big Mac. I called dibs on it!"

We were better men in those days, when we rejected cultural relativism and simply imposed civilization.

There's no way to be humble about this. Whites are creative in a way that no other race is, and in that creativity we more closely resemble God than do the other races. This infuriates the demonic nosepeople.

> I am my child's only caregiver. > I should FAFO with federal law enforcement.