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Feb 27, 2026
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
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Feb 27, 2026
And that car, though.
I mean, it had nothing to do with him, but still. Goddamn sexy car.
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Allegedly my great (maybe great great, I don't know) grandmother tried to murder her husband by putting rat poison in his morning coffee. I don't know if the forensics back then would have been able to identify that, but fortunately it didn't matter because apparently rat poison floats.
I was never told what happened to her, though.
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Feb 26, 2026
Sleep with him while in disguise, then accuse him of sleeping with someone else. Then you’ve managed both!
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That sounds even easier!
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So you’re saying if I don’t want to talk to my neighbor anymore I just have to identify and gift them their least favorite foods?
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Yeah, I’ve tried to do that on my grill without precooking. Never got it to work.
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I don’t put seeds on mine, but they seem like sesame seeds. What were you picturing?
The rolls are:
https://www.pillsbury.com/products/crescents/original
I wouldn’t call them sweet, but from what I understand the UK and US have very different definitions of that taste, so you might.
edit: That might actually just be salt. Pretty sure it’s sesame though.
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No, I’m not in the UK.
What you describe is delicious, too, but I’m not aware of a colloquialism that describes it.
What I’m accustomed to by that name is a less fancy looking version of this:
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I’ve never had lobster roll - or indeed lobster - but from the name I imagined it to be lobster rolled up in something like a pig in a blanket (though I’ve heard that varies from place to place as well; my variant is just a hot dog rolled up in a croissant).
I was pretty disappointed the first time someone around me ordered one and it was just lobster in a roll … Though I admit it makes sense.
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Dec 26, 2025
I never realized Star Wars featured LCARs
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toynbee
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Dec 18, 2025
There I sat, broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted
I’ve fought this battle many times.
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Dec 18, 2025
There are plural Psylockes?
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Dec 18, 2025
Do you know of Sabertooth’s tradition on Wolverine’s birthday?
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Dec 18, 2025
I should have known.
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Dec 17, 2025
In the show, he was a good doctor and was able to troubleshoot a kidney by hand (eye, actually, IIRC).
You’re right, though … In real life a good doctor couldn’t and wouldn’t.
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Dec 17, 2025
But there has to be a twist!
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Dec 17, 2025
You’ve clearly never watched The Good Doctor.
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Dec 17, 2025
I believed you for the first sentence, then you betrayed me.
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Dec 17, 2025
That’s a good one.
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Dec 17, 2025
I guess it’s cool that Windows finally has an official package manager.
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Dec 17, 2025
Noted, thanks!
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Dec 17, 2025
An abyssal panda using pandoc. Who could have seen it coming.
Markdown is very useful, but I don’t think I’ve ever written enough to earn template files.
My brother is one of the two smartest people I know and knows a lot of things I didn’t know I didn’t know. He’s earned a lot of respect from me.
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Dec 17, 2025
Last night, I was talking to my brother - who’s a mathematician by trade - and learned the following from him:
LaTeX is Leslie Lamport’s (hence La) macro package on top of TeX.
I’ve never used it, but for around fifteen years I’ve been working around people who do … And yet I never knew that.
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Dec 17, 2025
It’d be more impressive if you went ZZ.
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Dec 17, 2025
This reference is older than some of the community members.
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Dec 17, 2025
Did winget replace chocolatey?
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Dec 17, 2025
Also he created The Bean and hates it when people call it “The Bean.”
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Dec 17, 2025
You figured it out?
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Dec 15, 2025
That might even be, like, 500 miles.
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Dec 15, 2025
I was looking for the word “beehive” and found myself throughout flummoxed. After re-reviewing I understand better. Thank you.
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Dec 15, 2025
I’ve never heard that association before.
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Dec 14, 2025
(Credit: xkcd)
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Dec 13, 2025
Thanks!
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Dec 13, 2025
This looks like an … Interesting show.
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Dec 13, 2025
Sadly, a cursory image search does not return a picture of a turkey next to Kraken rum and I have only the latter immediately available.
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Dec 13, 2025
When I moved to my current house, my wife and kid were at our previous house for a while. I deliberately chose this house for its isolation, so for a while the only people I really spoke to were local cashiers every few days. (Side note: my kid was three at the time and had left a toy triceratops on the back of one of the commodes the day we signed for the house. I never thought a toilet would make me miss someone so much.)
Anyway, I work remotely and had a daily virtual meeting. Most days, that meeting was the first and last time I spoke. I also had some kind of long lived sinus infection going on, so not only did I speak pretty rarely, until I opened my mouth I wasn’t even sure if I’d have a voice that day.
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Dec 13, 2025
My dad grew up in Ohio, so when he was alive we would go there annually for a family reunion and, in the days surrounding the reunion, just kind of wander the surrounding areas.
My introduction to Magic: The Gathering was stepping into a thrift shop in Akron and discovering the entire (at the time) collection of books in a box for … I don’t remember the exact price, but an eminently affordable cost. I don’t much care for the game, but I definitely enjoyed working my way through the book series.
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Dec 10, 2025
According to the sidebar:
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes
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Dec 09, 2025
Maybe they resemble a very unusual face to this person.
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Dec 08, 2025
Your compatriots.
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Dec 07, 2025
Da ba dee da ba da.
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Dec 05, 2025
My condolences to you. A VPN might help, though I think those are a lot of what they block. My phone (which is my primary method of accessing lemmy) has an always on VPN; some endpoints work for catbox, some don’t.
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Dec 05, 2025
hackersdictionary.com/html/entry/grok.html
I read it in my early twenties, almost twenty years ago. I am not a developer but am in the same area. I always wear some form of shoes when I leave my house unless I enter someone else’s house. I don’t think I have trouble with personal space but I don’t really see anyone other than my wife and kid.
I remember liking some of the themes of the book but, reflecting on it now, yes, Heinlein can be problematic.
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Dec 05, 2025
I don’t have any inside information, I’ve just read lemmy comments about it, but apparently there are a lot of source IP’s they block. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a reason why, but I’m guessing for either legality or privacy reasons.
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Dec 04, 2025
I’m currently going through evaluation for heart issues and this is a great comfort.
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Dec 04, 2025
In my world, this is impossible.
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