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4.4.14
real life is my alt
no-one sleeps tonight
my posts: @trickykat@beige.party@justmytoots.com
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
petition to walk around pantsless on sundays
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
just a girl standing in front of the fediverse asking why everyone has gone to bed instead of staying up to play with her
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
i wore my shortest skirt to my drivers test lol why do you ask?
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
thanks to capitalism we have too many chandeliers to swing from and not enough gallows
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
i am as distressed as stonewashed denim but i also look as good
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
(during sex)
"okay but could an NPC do this"
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
if you use a teaspoon to stir coffee it is technically a coffeespoon why has no one said this
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
not now kitten, mommy is busy shitpostmaxxing
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
when a dude bores you to death you have been manslain
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
donuts are shaped like life preservers because that's what they are
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
some of you should just quit posting and become mimes
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
happy lunar new year to all who celebrate! My kids tell me it’s the year of the horse so they want a pony
恭喜发财 🥰
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
the existence of a jailbird implies the existence of a parole foul
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
die hard is a valentines movie if you forget her favourite flowers
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
if we used quicksand in hourglasses the weekend would be here already
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
ok but if it's a mass extinction event, who's going to post about it afterwards?
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
real life is my alt no-one sleeps tonight my posts: https:// justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei ge.party
can anyone recommend a good roomba obedience school
