TrooBloo

Jamie had a chance, well she really did. Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids. Mark still lives at home cause he's got no job. Just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot.

MAGA (My Actually Gigantic Amygdala)

We got pirated pussy!

One of the things that was claimed in the Sascha Riley tapes was that, when Riley was sexually assaulted by trump as a child, he kicked something (I think he said a broomstick or something) way up Trump's ass, causing him to be airlifted off Epstein Island. This is completely unverified, of course, but it makes amazing head canon as an explanation for his incontinence. It's also a great villain origin story.

Also, where does the straw go? It just stops at the entrance.

He called the shit poop!