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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Dec 17, 2024

My Familect "Cat-tracted" is featured in today's @grammargirl@zirk.us podcast!

https://youtu.be/6Bk0fDTHIXE?t=848

Thank you Grammar Girl for the opportunity to share our funny family dialect with your audience. 🥰

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · May 31, 2024

I feel like the occasion of #ConvictionDay should be a national holiday. Maybe like GuyFawkes Day in the UK?

I am not a great composer (nor a violent man), but I was thinking of writing a short #bagpipes tune to commoriate. If I do it (lack of skills not withstanding) what should it be?

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Mar 30, 2024

@caroline@chaosfem.tw @erl@chaosfem.tw I have read—but cannot confirm—that monkey at the time of the original Margaret and H. A. Rey publication (~1941), monkey was a synonym for all simians including apes and only later came to be exclusively used for non-apelike simians.

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Jan 07, 2024

@lemay@mastodon.social I regret not taking a photo at the time, but the flavored water dispenser in the office once kernel panicked, and I got root access to the android subsystem.

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Dec 05, 2023

@RickiTarr@beige.party Best male hair is Benjamin Sisko IMNSHO. For female characters, there are too many to count. ST girl hair is the best.

As for me? Barclay? Who has male pattern baldness?

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Nov 16, 2023

Today, I discovered that I have a #PeacockTV subscription bundled with my ISP package.

Anything good to watch on that streaming service? Nothing jumped out at me off the bat.

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Oct 16, 2023

@rooster@chaosfem.tw The appropriate response IMNSHO is always "fuck off".

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Sep 14, 2023

I found one! This is about perfect! Girando
https://www.myfonts.com/collections/girando-pro-font-brass-fonts?tab=glyphs&queryId=undefined&index=universal_search_data&objectIDs=5470985002

As an FYI, DDG wasn't able to lead me to it, but the googs was.

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Sep 08, 2023

@jalefkowit@octodon.social I love everything about this. I have absolutely zero notes. Once Alan Thicke was announced as a host, I was pumped and ready!

Omg, the hair, leotards, the vapid soundtrack.

And the sponsor!

This is pure distilled nostalgia injected right into my veins.

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Sep 02, 2023

Happy first day of Hāligmonath everyone! I hope everyone's summer harvest was bountiful.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/61127/month-month-guide-anglo-saxon-calendar

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Aug 11, 2023

I just spend over an hour trying to get the page numbers to reset in a #Microsoft #Word document, so that page 1 began on the second sheet. I did it, finally, but if asked to repeat (which I'll have to do in about a month), I don't think I'd be able to replicate my work.

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Jul 02, 2023

@catvalente@mastodon.world at BayCon. Right Now! So cool!

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Jun 22, 2023

What should I do with my Cis White Male privilege?

#sarcasm

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Jun 01, 2023

@gwynnion@mastodon.social My radical philosophy only acknowledges a person's actions. Their inner thoughts are meaningless to whether I judge them as a good or bad actor.

Actor, that's the word I'm going to use for moral agents.

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Apr 21, 2023

Happy place unlocked! California Newts are the best newts. We saw lots today at Sanborn Park. Here are a few of these precious little guys swimming around doing newt things. I could watch these guys all day.

#newts #CaliforniaNewts #Amphibians

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Feb 16, 2023

@charliejane@wandering.shop To the best of my understanding, what-aboutism isn't a real logical fallacy, but relative privation is. But the former is a colloquial stand-in for the latter.

But this is not a case of relative privation. TERFs are terrible because they prioritize hurting transfolks instead of promoting feminist causes. That is, there is no general welfare that is advanced by being a TERF. We are rejecting the TERF argument not in favor of a more important one, but an actual harmful one.

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Nov 18, 2022

Finally! I can reveal what I was lying about! It was "Hit in the face twice with a baseball bat"

I've only been hit in the face ONCE with a baseball bat. But I have taken a pole to the face twice.

The first time it was a tetherball pole (the kind they used to cement into tires so it was mobile and teetering). Five stitches to my seventh-grade forehead.

The second time was a baseball bat. It bounced off the ground while I was playing catcher. Seven stitches in my ninth-grade chin.

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Nov 17, 2022

@conradhackett@sciences.social But since religion (esp. Evangelical) tracks so closely with politics, I argue it's hard to disentangle them. And that we shouldn't try to, either.

I know the point of the research isn't to judge, but I judge these reality deniers harshly. Their entrenched beliefs are destroying the world and preventing good policy that will preserve the Earth for my children.

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Nov 17, 2022

@derek@laserdisc.party vote for clueless!

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@vincent@mastodon.coffee · Nov 11, 2022

#introductions are for chumps. Here's a game of Two Realsies and a Whopper instead.

1. I've taken a baseball bat to the face. Twice!
2. I've been propositioned for sex in a rest-stop bathroom.
3. As a teenager, a priest lovingly massaged my feet while singing to me.

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