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@vitaut@mastodon.social · 3d ago

@rosey emotional support RAM

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Mar 06, 2026

I'm a Slopware Engineer now

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Mar 06, 2026

My first experience with Facebook Marketplace was a crude attempt at a venmo-based scam.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Mar 06, 2026

Sneezed so hard that I almost passed out.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Mar 06, 2026

Tired of reviewing slop.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Mar 06, 2026

BREAKING: After being removed as Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem returns to her hobby of killing dogs

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Mar 06, 2026

With an optional exponent output optimization via an additional lookup table, formatting a double is now under 9ns in https://github.com/vitaut/zmij on Apple M1 (~6% speedup)

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026

https://therecord.media/denmark-digital-agency-microsoft-digital-independence

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026

An AI agent correctly fixed an issue caused by my another AI agent.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026

Which army is salvation army fighting?

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026

BREAKING: clang 22.1 adds -fsanitize-crap for sanitizing vibe code

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026

Proposal to make C++ more unsafe to compete with C.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026

Receptionist at work: it’s almost Friday

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026

Reviewer asked to (checks notes) remove a unit test I added

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026

maybe even negative zero https://gizmodo.com/ai-added-basically-zero-to-us-economic-growth-last-year-goldman-sachs-says-2000725380

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026

{fmt} reached 600k clones per day 😱

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026

Startup idea: AI that will generate PRs one your behalf after you die

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Feb 10, 2026

Did you know that AI hardware performance is measured in teraslops?

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Jan 28, 2026

With great power comes great electricity bill.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Jan 28, 2026

They: what are your coding conventions? Me:

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Jan 28, 2026

What is the difference between metric and imperial weeks?

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Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http:// github.com/fmtlib/fmt . Opinions are not mine.

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@vitaut@mastodon.social · Jan 26, 2026

Did you know that “hardening” in C++ means making the API harder to use?

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