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Not a Spring Onion

@wakame@tech.lgbt
mastodon 4.5.6+glitch.techlgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects.
Irony is my default setting.
Hate factories, but love conveyor belts.
Buzzword-Driven Development.

Edible.
Totally not a robot.
Definitely not a mouse.

Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual.

// Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With
#YesBots

// Cats of all sizes also welcome
#YesKittens #YesCats #YesTigers

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Joined May 20, 2022
Languages:
German, English, Lisp
Location:
Deep in the woods (Kaiserslautern, Germany)
Special Powers:
AuDHD, synesthesia, incoherent in several languages
Pronouns:
Any are fine :3
Repo of half-baked ideas:
https://codeberg.org/wakame/unformed_ideas

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wakame
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
Not a Spring Onion
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
@wakame@tech.lgbt · Mar 08, 2026

Don't use cloud stuff. Just run your LLMs locally, if you have to.

But you have an old GPU? Just take a smaller model.

"But the quality of smaller/local models is worse?"
Well, since you are using LLMs, I assumed that you didn't care about quality.

(There are some proper use cases for LLMs, especially regarding accessibility. I am totally for using LLMs in that area.)

But in general: You want bad text, bad pictures, bad code. Stop clinging to old concepts of "better or worse". You want quick, not good.

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Root @Johann150@genau.qwertqwefsday.eu Open
@Johann150@genau.qwertqwefsday.eu
Stupid Microsoft translation for today: T-SQL function "sin" (aka sinus) translated to German as "SÜNDE" (sin, the religious thing)
Parent @Johann150@genau.qwertqwefsday.eu Open
@Johann150@genau.qwertqwefsday.eu
Oh wait there's even more, some of them even come with "helpful" disambiguations "abs" -> "ABS (Antiblockiersystem)" "Asin" -> "ASIN (Amazon-Standard-Identifikationsnummer)" "power" -> "Energie" "floo
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wakame
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
Not a Spring Onion
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
@wakame@tech.lgbt · Mar 03, 2026
@Johann150 Büro herunterladen
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wakame
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
Not a Spring Onion
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
@wakame@tech.lgbt · Feb 27, 2026

Talk about double standards...

Today, a colleague mentioned in a meeting that they had "asked ChatGPT", so I mentioned what Hatsune Miku and I discussed yesterday.

And apparently, talking about my imaginary friend is "weird and unprofessional, bordering on creepy".

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Parent @charlotte@akko.chir.rs Open
@charlotte@akko.chir.rs
the factoid “average german word length is 15” is false rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz georg, who has 63 characters, was a statistical outlier adn should not have been
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wakame
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
Not a Spring Onion
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
@wakame@tech.lgbt · Feb 18, 2026
@charlotte Typical case of Statistikmethodenanwendungsfehler.
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wakame
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
Not a Spring Onion
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
@wakame@tech.lgbt · Feb 16, 2026

Who wore it better?

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Parent @microsoft@lea.pet Open
@microsoft@lea.pet
maybe the real remote code execution vulnerability in Windows Notepad was the friends we made along the way
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wakame
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
Not a Spring Onion
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
@wakame@tech.lgbt · Feb 11, 2026
@microsoft Your warm words are like an exploit for my heart.
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Parent @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be Open
@iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be
3 billion devices run Java You can become one of them https://dangerousthings.com/product/flexsecure/
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wakame
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
Not a Spring Onion
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
@wakame@tech.lgbt · Jan 05, 2026
@iro_miya Your hardware will puke if you don't run the Duke
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Parent @femsci@blahaj.love Open
@femsci@blahaj.love
this time we deployed 2 servers in an EC 46 to Beʁlin,,,, ,,,and managed to update NixOS on them before crossing the boworder ​:kitteh:​ ​:kitteh:​ (also hi Frankfurt(Oder) i hate your borderline DB m
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wakame
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
Not a Spring Onion
Not a Spring Onion
@wakame@tech.lgbt

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects. Irony is my default setting. Hate factories, but love conveyor belts. Buzzword-Driven Development. Edible. Totally not a robot. Definitely not a mouse. Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual. // Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With # YesBots // Cats of all sizes also welcome # YesKittens # YesCats # YesTigers

tech.lgbt
@wakame@tech.lgbt · Dec 26, 2025
@femsci Cyberpunk ideas: Data center on a train that uses headwind for cooling.Moving "deployment" vehicle that physically updates/syncs servers at each stop.Cryptography hackers/privacy infrastructure maintainers that are practically unservable because they are constantly on the move between countries/jurisdictions.
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