Andy Wingo

i keep finding horrors

i rarely program in js and so whenever i do i relate to its features like seeing grown-up babies. "hello for-of, good to see you again, i was there when you were born, and async functions, my how you've grown"

a bit on the nose to put a spoiler directly in the address bar

people keep building bigger arm servers but until you can fit a long double in the trunk i am not buying

five syllable horror stories

ah yes, the late 1900s; when you wanted to share ideas with others, you sent them a document in a portable format. we called it, DVI

updating guix for the first time in a couple months. it builds webkit twice, a fresh llvm toolchain, firefox once... yuck

six thoughts on generating c ~~ https://wingolog.org/archives/2026/02/09/six-thoughts-on-generating-c

today i learned that if you don't end a C file with a newline, the compiler is free to steal your apes