Disney writing be like: I am a villain who wished to change the status quo for the better. I believe the powerful should be humbled, that the masses should have freedom, and the rich should be stripped of their wealth. Now I am going to blow up this hospital filled with puppies to ensure you link social justice with evilness.
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Happy International Women’s Day to all my amazing galpals, women, girlthings, and all sorts 🌸 💐🌹🎉
I appreciate the opportunity to gal around with you :3
Time for me to sleepies
I have a work meeting at 9.30 :haggard:
I sleep on top of your lungs
I started playing Rise of the Tomb Raider (2015). It has aged very well, the graphics and art design still are very sharp. It still feels immersive. I was worried it would have felt a bit dated now, because many games overuse the some of the things it popularised… but it’s funny because these mechanics are very restrained, unlike other games that came after that really nagged you about using them (eg having a special instinct, highlights on climbable objects)
I feel like games of this calibre are missing now. Big budget, well-written, mostly linear, single-player games with a compelling and strong lead, and great action and gameplay. You play it, you enjoy it, and you’re finished up.
It’s a videogame that tells a story, and the medium of videogame elevas the experience as opposed to being a film or TV programme
One thing I did not expect, which I obviously never experienced on the PS4 when I played it back then, is that this game has a really, really good implementation of HDR. Like it feels like it uses the extra highlighting abilities of HDR. This is especially noticeable when you move from a dark area to a light one, like when you climb out of a cave into daylight, or even the specular highlights of ice as they catch the light
I am presuming this was because this was one of the first games updated for the Xbox One X, and so Crystal Dynamics tried very hard to make sure the HDR was implemented well, whereas more modern games with HDR don’t seem to use it all that much
It’s really insane that the German Chancellor, channelling his inner Protestant neoliberal, has said that “work-life balance” and a “four-day week” means that Germany can’t achieve prosperity
Work till your bones turn to dust, who cares about seeing your family or friends? The Chancellor wants all Germans to do their duty to the economy and be more productive by somehow working harder, of course, of course!!!
Someone decided to import a Cybertruck into the UK, and driving it around without modifications
The videos of it are very real, but in a darkly comic twist, people are so in disbelief that such a vehicle is driving in Britain that they think the videos are AI
When I was little I always wanted a penpal and now I realise that online friends are essentially penpals
Video recommendation: I visited the combination Taco Bell and Urgent Care
The USA is a land of many fascinating things, I never would have combined these together
Insurance companies when you ask them to do the job you pay them for: :mikudisgust2:
I’m so tire
I go bed early nowwww I sleep inside your kidney beans
One unintentional benefit of streaming and piracy is that I no longer need to put a blank tape in the VCR to record TV shows and then my mom would inevitably forget that I told her I was taping something and I would come back home to find that the tape had half an episode of Samurai Jack and half an episode of an Indian telenovela she was watching at the time
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