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@cmconseils@mastodon.social · Mar 05, 2026
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 04, 2026
My favorite #GordonRamsey quote is, "This chicken is so raw that a skilled vet could still save it." (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #GordonRamsey #Cooking #Restaurants #CookingShows #RealityTV #Iran #IranWar #Petroleum #Iran #IranWar #MiddleEast
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social · Mar 03, 2026
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@hbrpgm@adalta.social · Feb 26, 2026
📺 https://peer.adalta.social/w/q8r9qTKHw1rxyNJFhBeUuk 🔗 [🇩🇪🇺🇸🇫🇷](https://p4u.xyz/ID_H8BG523S/1) 🔗 [ℹ️](https://annyo.logaton.fr/?PagePrincipale") Le webcomic "Annyo" cristallise l'humour contestataire français en ciblant les figures du pouvoir. #politics #politique #media #actu #humour
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@hbrpgm@adalta.social · Feb 26, 2026
📺 https://peer.adalta.social/w/nD6bFcffy7gUfn2ErShe8W 🔗 [🇩🇪🇺🇸🇫🇷](https://p4u.xyz/ID_H8BG523S/1) 🔗 [ℹ️](https://annyo.logaton.fr/?PagePrincipale") An obscure webcomic leverages absurdist humor to critique the French political establishment, revealing a new vector for digital opposition. #politics #politique #media #actu #humour
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@ptl@tooting.ch · Feb 25, 2026
J'en connais qui profitent de la sortie de "Amour, fascisme & CDD" de @unpied@piaille.fr pour lire et aimer les autres albums du même auteur comme Amour, Djihad & RTT : https://www.herbefol.com/2026/02/25/amour-djihad-rtt-de-marc-dubuisson/ Mes conseils sont au nombre de trois 1- S'abonner au blog "L'affaire Herbefol" 2 - Lire "Amour, Djihad & RTT" en plus d' "Amour, fascisme & CDD" car il faut connaitre d'où vient Kowalski. 3 - Kowalski(e)s de tous les pays autoradicalisez-vous ! #MastoLivre #Humour #Blog #BD #Humour
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 25, 2026
One low-budget hockey team refused to spend a lot of money on equipment. They were cheap skates. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #OlympicGames #Olympics #WinterOlympics #IceHockey #MensHockey #Hockey #WomensHockey #TeamUSA #Oreos #OreoCookies
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 25, 2026
Bonus #DadJoke Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A: An abdominal snowman. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #ColdWeather #Snowstorm #BombCyclone #Weather #Stormfront #Snowman #Snowmen #FunnySnowmen #NYC #EastCoastBlizzard #Blizzard
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026
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@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026
#memes #humour #coffee
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@miramarmike@cloudisland.nz · Feb 23, 2026
I have trawled the Web finding the finest of Dunning-Kruger Effect funnies, by all means share them when you feel the need. https://blog.mikeriversdale.co.nz/2026/02/dunning-kruger-effect-memes-and-cartoons.html #DunningKruger #humour #meme
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@bradders@mastodon.au · Feb 22, 2026
I self published a book on Amazon. Once Amazon took their cut of the sales, I earned the princely sum of £2.78 which helped me put another wing on the east part of the mansion. To rub salt into the wounds of all those who paid hard earned money for it, I have now removed the book from sale on Amazon and published it on my website where anyone can now read it, if they want to, free of charge, gratis, no moolah required. It’s in its original state before Amazon’s censorship software forced me to remove all the swearing which, in my opinion, definitely took something away from the dialogue as I had to come up with non-sweary words, phrases and insults etc. and most of that just sounded stupid. Also, universe. I’m so sorry. I know it was pants. It is far from my best work. It is silly, stupid and has no real plot. It’s basically just a collection of ridiculous jokes and running gags. The truth of the matter is I wrote that story straight off the top of my head, in a few hours a day over the course of about a week. I had no idea of the plot and just made it up as I went along. It was written for a bit of a laugh in the first place and was never meant to be published. It was only meant for the eyes of the real people the characters are (very loosely) based on. I spent more time designing the cover than I did writing the book. So why did I publish it? Amazon launched a competition for new authors and I published that steaming pile of shit for entry into that competition. I knew it stood little chance of winning, but even a tiny fraction of a chance is better than no chance at all. You see, I am a world class procrastinator and I get distracted very easily. I have ideas, start writing and then get distracted by a shiny, new idea and start working on that. That stupid story is the only one I ever finished. But it might give someone with the same infantile sense of humour I have a bit of a giggle. https://corvusnet.co.uk/making-waves/ #humor #humour #funny #stupid #freeread
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@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · Feb 19, 2026
#memes #humour #conservatives
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@Dreading@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 19, 2026
It is monthly #Caption Contest on the Dreading #Poetry #Slam FB group. To enter follow the link, then make a #couplet to go with this picture. The rules are on the FB page. To help chose a winner Like entries you like as many a you like. #humour #artscommunity https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10232294616090054&set=gm.25892171783743443&idorvanity=158362150884426
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@Av8rdan@squawk.mytransponder.com · Feb 18, 2026
I love it that there is almost always a bacon reference in my morning gocomics.com run. The setup on this one is that the pilot of the Cessna 172 (?) flying someone out to Barkeater Lake...is a dog. Hence the bacon ref. There is also always one or two political references, this one from Rabbits Against Magic caught my eye. It's about as much politics as I can handle right now. Served with a large mug of fresh +strong Sumatra coffee from my French Press. #comics #funnies #humor #humour
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 18, 2026
Bonus #Joke A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchen where a brother is frying chips. "Are you the friar?" he asks. The brother replies, "No, I'm the chip monk." (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CatholicHumor #Fasting #FatTuesday #MardiGras #Mardi_Gras #Monks #Friars #DadJoke #ScottHillburn
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 18, 2026
Bonus #DadJoke I was once fired from a job at a calendar factory, because I had taken a day off. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CaptainAmerica #MCU #CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier #ChrisEvans #MaximilianoHernandez #AvengersEndgame
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 18, 2026
He really went hog wild with that tattoo. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadPuns #Pigs #Tattoos #Tattoo #PigsOfMastodon #Pigstodon #PiggyBank #BizarroComics #DanPiraro #Wayno #PigsOfTheFediverse
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 18, 2026
Bonus #MardiGras #Jokes Q: What do you call gumbo that doesn't turn out quite right? A: Meaty okra. Q: Why should you always order a burger in the oldest neighborhood in New Orleans? A: Because they serve the best French Quarter pounders. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CatholicHumor #Fasting #FatTuesday #AshWednesday #Priests #Confessional #GiuseppeMolteni #Art #Painting #CatholicConfession
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@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · Feb 11, 2026
No lies detected. #memes #humour
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