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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 04, 2026
My favorite #GordonRamsey quote is, "This chicken is so raw that a skilled vet could still save it." (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #GordonRamsey #Cooking #Restaurants #CookingShows #RealityTV #Iran #IranWar #Petroleum #Iran #IranWar #MiddleEast
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 25, 2026
One low-budget hockey team refused to spend a lot of money on equipment. They were cheap skates. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #OlympicGames #Olympics #WinterOlympics #IceHockey #MensHockey #Hockey #WomensHockey #TeamUSA #Oreos #OreoCookies
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 25, 2026
Bonus #DadJoke Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A: An abdominal snowman. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #ColdWeather #Snowstorm #BombCyclone #Weather #Stormfront #Snowman #Snowmen #FunnySnowmen #NYC #EastCoastBlizzard #Blizzard
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I own one of those cool pens that can write underwater. Of course it can write other words too. 🙃 #DadJokes
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@leebennett@mastodon.social · Feb 19, 2026
@gedeonm@mastodon.social My favorite #DadJokes remains one I heard a few years ago. It's better spoken rather than typed, but… What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social · Feb 19, 2026
I own one of those cool pens that can write underwater. Of course it can write other words too. 🙃 #DadJokes
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@cafebug@g0v.social · Feb 01, 2026
Q: What does a non binary person do on the toilet ? A: THEY SHE / IT #dadjokes
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@LaffGaff@mastodon.world · Jan 31, 2026
A comma, a period and an exclamation mark were called into court. They were being sentenced. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social · Dec 23, 2025
#StarTrek #Christmas #DadJokes 😅🎅🏻🤓🖖
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@TechBean@mstdn.social · Dec 06, 2025
I don't remember where I found this, but it still makes me laugh every time. #DadJokes
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social · Dec 01, 2025
Do you know why it’s so hard to stop eating at Thanksgiving? Because it’s tough to quit cold turkey. #DadJokes
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